I Need To Get Laid by A Guy

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I am addicted to cheese cake in August --
I am quite crazy for blackberry pie --
I lift my skirts for most men wearing shirts --
I would love to get laid by a guy.
I reach for candy right over the counter,
Unbutton my blouse and I breathe a big sigh --
They don't slap my hand 'cause my titties are grand –
And I'd love to get laid by a guy...
It would be so easy to please me
And I'd give my secrets away.
Just in-vite me home and I'll never more roam
And we could play doctor all day!
Oh, dip me in chocolate in the heat of the desert
Pull down my panties and I'll feed you some pie.
Lay down in the grass with my alabaster ass...
'cause I need to get laid by a guy!
Yes, I want and I need and I crave --  must I plead? --
 I just have to get laid by a guy!

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AnonymousAnonymousabout 8 years ago
Totally Feel You

Loved this quirky poem which expresses exactly how I feel at times. Gosh, where are all the discreet guys when a gal needs to get laid?

AnonymousAnonymousabout 11 years ago

sounds very good would love to taste that pie

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
Nice words

Very open poem about everything you enjoy, love it!

AnonymousAnonymousover 12 years ago
where's the rest!

Its so playful I couldnt help but smile. I just wish it was longer. I think you couldve kept going. I'll keep my other thoughts to myself.

-R

fleetusafleetusaalmost 14 years ago
Imagery

Really fun imagery. You deserve to get laid by a guy (or two or three).

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