I hate my username but this site did bring back my love of reading!
Newly separated, highly sarcastic, impetuously inappropriate, exceedingly libidinous and involuntarily celibate.
Hobbies include lusting after unattainable younger women, getting struck by lightning (not as fun as you might think), getting mocked by my kids for corresponding symptoms (memory & balance deficits), righteously embarrassing the little fuckers, saying fuck a lot.
I hope to enjoy some spicy chat, role play and idea exchange with like-minded deviants
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