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Click hereas i said my ass slept
as i listened to the dim yammer
of the nagging star
about as challenged
as me scratching
my dead buttocks
hammered in some bar
Authour's Notes: About as long as it took to type
from 100 Poems in a Drunken Hour, 400 more by Tuesday
499 to be submitted under various ALTS
The whole, couldn't be arsed feel to this made me smile, very nice, liked and 5ed
put a name to it, sheetface, that's right, great sheetface of the anon empire,
what part of balless do you not understand?
anyway I'm tired of playing tag with the invisible
so enjoy your reign, balless one.
and you might want to change the sheet on your face, I think you shit yourself again.