A as in zzzzzzzz

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twelveoone
twelveoone
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as i said my ass slept
as i listened to the dim yammer
of the nagging star
about as challenged
as me scratching
my dead buttocks
hammered in some bar

Authour's Notes: About as long as it took to type
from 100 Poems in a Drunken Hour, 400 more by Tuesday
499 to be submitted under various ALTS

twelveoone
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HoneyAdoredHoneyAdoredalmost 10 years ago
Excuse the pun

The whole, couldn't be arsed feel to this made me smile, very nice, liked and 5ed

twelveoonetwelveooneover 10 years agoAuthor
anon

put a name to it, sheetface, that's right, great sheetface of the anon empire,

what part of balless do you not understand?

anyway I'm tired of playing tag with the invisible

so enjoy your reign, balless one.

and you might want to change the sheet on your face, I think you shit yourself again.

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
thanky here fo da brevity, honky

what yo need is a good boot up yo ass

HarryHillHarryHillover 10 years ago
Extrapolation:

B carries C; pour another.