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Click heresing a Thong
of sixpence
Pockets fulla' Rye
King was in His parlour
countin' outta' money ---
Queen was in Her Bedroom
twerkin' like a Bunny !
Down came a Blackbird
& pecked Cheeky Butt !
"Ouch " squealed Her Majesty
rubbin' arse like common Slut !!
& now for the
moral of this song
if Dear Lady :
you're wearin' a thong
remember , remember it's just a string ----
unwarranted Knaves' attention ,
to Your Ass it'll bring ?!