A Triple-X Crack

*Author's Note: This is a found poem based off porn ad jargons common when surfing or reading mags. It turned out to be pretty funny, so I hope you enjoy it.*

Pussy is...

Pussy is here now and
pussy is so wet - Nick is screwing an amateur and
pussy is wide open for this guy to fuck her senseless and her
pussy is a hardcore porn site that specializes in xxx and
pussy is ready for a cock which is irresistible to women;

Pussy is waiting to be drilled by a voyeur cam and
pussy is visible through white panties and her
pussy is juicy and she loves to have cum on her tits
(I guess it's her pheromones) and
pussy is stretched out to the max and her
pussy is licked by a long tongue, so her
pussy is wet and screaming for your cock and their
pussy is such a treat two teen cuties go for a cock ride;

Pussy is popped and
pussy is sucking down a huge dong and her
pussy is so soft and fuckable and
pussy is so hotpink and flexible, so her
pussy is worth every penny and I love to cum on it.

Cock is...

Cock is so huge only the head will fit and
cock is buried in her cunt and his
cock is bigger than her face and
cock is a free site devoted to amateur dick and so
cock is a movie star or what?

Cock is not enough for Annie's pussy and
cock is deep in her ass as another
cock is erect and too big for her tiny little pussy
(she may need some pain killers) and
cock pops out of her mouth, so his
cock is this blonde teen's specialty, but his
cock is raw - too hot for this ravenous chick and
cock is one of her favorite things;

Cock is as good as yours and
cock is an art and it's my dog and my
cock is so big it has a permanent seat on the UN Security Council, but his
cock is deep in her ass as another girl plays with it and every
cock is under construction.

Cum is...

Cum is dribbling into her ass and
cum is good for the complexion of all teens and his
cum is about to spray everywhere, all over her chin, so
cum is flying from his cock into her open mouth and
cum is dropping on the tongue of the very hottie here;

Cum is flowing down the neck and tit of this girl and
cum is overflowing out and dribbling down her face, so
cum is dribbling down her face while his wife is getting her first anal
(she gags, "Goddammit!"), but cum is so hot and
cum is found and his
cum is streaming and flowing down on Jenna's face and
cum is overflowing out of her cunt and my
cum is sweeter when I use pineapples;

Cum is everywhere and my
cum is dropping on the tongue of the very beautiful cock sucker and
cum is overflowing out of her cunt - upskirt - and
cum is overflowing out of her cunt - fuck me - and
cum is being used to introduce a subordinate clause.