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Click hereDipshit Disclaimers on every surface
Contents May Be Hot
Do Not Eat Silica
Do Not Touch Electrical Line
Don't Be A Dipshit
Instructions for everything needed or not
Open At Top
Hold Front And Back
Use Only As Instructed
Don't Be A Dipshit
Printed reminders of the majority of morons