- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Fifteen Royal Jewels
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Fifteen jewels were taken
from England's Royal Queen
An 'I ran' man stole them
claimed; they were found
within his territory
but not to worry they'll return them
at an undetermined time.
I wondered why
they didn't just go get them
till it dawned on me
that goes against CPS
(child protective service)
to spank, even a hand for such a crime
in a land where soldiers are eight
so it appears they were given 'time out'
for the most part
the fifteen royal jewels
are on display in Iran
one way ticket to Iran,
- COMMENTS
LeBrozabout 17 years agoA little satirical write seems in place after the poor display from England.
wildsweetoneabout 17 years agoi mentioned this poem in the New Poem Review thread in the Poetry Forum - wildsweetone
