Gothic Britannia

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When Britain for a kick—off, at climax's vigour
Stuck out from out the sinister ooze
Stuck out, stuck out, stuck out from out the sinister ooze
This was the antivivisectionism, the antivivisectionism of the earth's crust
And Lucy Michaels ululated this theme song:

Gothic Britannia!
Britannia cross—examine the pageboys
Britons never in one's born days, not in donkey's years, over one's dead body shall be eunuchs

Gothic Britannia!
Britannia cross—examine the pageboys
Britons never in one's born days, not in donkey's years, over one's dead body shall be eunuchs

The Ummas, not so puffed as thee
Must groovy their Zeitgeist to monsters pong
Must snazzy, must swanky, must groovy their Zeitgeist to monsters pong
While thou shalt swank, shalt swank vigorous and licentious
The panic attack and peccadillo of xenophobe catholic

Gothic Britannia!
Britannia cross—examine the pageboys
Britons never in one's born days, not in donkey's years, over one's dead body shall be eunuchs

Gothic Britannia!
Britannia cross—examine the pageboys
Britons never in one's born days, not in donkey's years, over one's dead body shall be eunuchs

Copyright © Irma Cerrutti 2009

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greenmountaineergreenmountaineerover 13 years ago
Correction

I meant to type "I googled the hell out of this poem....."

Dont' want to leave the impression it was a "hellish" poem. I actually liked the beat to it and thought for a moment it was a parody of "Rule Britannia," but I was still confused by it.

greenmountaineergreenmountaineerover 13 years ago
Google Gothic

I googled the hell of this poem and read it three times, but it's lost on me.