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a Murder Mystery
By Mary Higgin...
s Clark : thriller Queen
Just after a mornin'
s invigoratin' swim :
While crunchin'
A Tomato Omlette , washed down
With Black Caffeine
While sittin'
@ roadside Cafe
Is a Guilty Pleasure
The one legitimate Sin
A middle aged bloke
Is allowed to absolutely wallow & indulge in ...........
Curry , i'm afraid . But still it's delicious : wish i could treat you to this as well as Medu vadas or Utappans @ Cafe Krishna on Devidayal road which i regulatly haunt in Mulund , Mumbai , where i stay ! BTW Happy Nuptials , Bro !
how decadent, stacking discarded café au natural, reading instead of leaving a trail of blushing bum's behind you Is there curry on the omelette?
He would have said " you're a Fuckin' Altoon " simply Altoon would be too Vanilla for His Crankiness !?
Where's this Poem headin' , asshole ? Or how much is the Writer's Intrusion : 2/3 rds??! Or You're an Altoon.
Who signed up for your Free Course on Poetry Writin' , Prof ???