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- Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss
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Dr. Seuss
Happy Birthday
Wednesday, March 2, 2005
Turn on the kiln so that the chef-ettes can bake
a green egg and ham birthday cake
Rally the Pussy with the tall magic hat
for tonight lit-er ville is where it is at.
For the good Doctor of Rhyme is having his day
do you happen to know any vixen vittles to slay
that would be a grand gift for the wordy doctor
who is teeter tottering in his rocker
We can get the pussy to balance some balls
perhaps some dildo candles one foot tall
we'll pass out handfuls of party poppers
better get busy with the car cleaner upper
Candles, oils, whips, chains and handcuffs
I bet you didn't know the Doctor likes it rough?
Pole dancing pleasures will spring from the cake
saying, "Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss, your great!"
He may not have made a drum rolling sonnet
or wrote a Senryu under a purple bonnet
but he filled our youth with a many a smile
Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss, Cat in the Hat style!
- COMMENTS
Bill Dadaabout 19 years agoLoved it, the Cat in the Hat was my role model when I was growing up.
Anonymousabout 19 years agotoday? Didn't he pass away?
Art, your humor is all over this poem, funny man.
