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- Honorable Doof
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The hairy burglar simply honours the reverse food.
The hairy burglar backed into my kitchen today.
I asked if I could help him and I heard him say
"Madam, I seem aloof
but I merely seek some doof!"
So I packed him up a box, and sent him on his way!
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2 Comments
Enzianover 19 years agoclever, clever
Had to laugh when I realised it was about "food". The clue was him backing up
Anonymousover 19 years ago:)
Dear Lady Boo, you are indeed a trip!! this is cute and caring at the same time
xoxo
