Housebroken

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Liar
Liar
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barely inaudible
soft paw ballet
tapdancing
the windowsill
catwalk routine
to catch the eye
of your disobedient
Big Dumb Pet

who will grumble
ungracefully rumble
to do his bloody job
open the window
and let you in,
probably not even
with supper ready

*

barely detectable
observing the room
catscan routine
total omniconscious
control of the reign
to keep the open eye
fixed on the folly
of your ever adorable
Big Dumb Pet

who turns another
boring flat paper over
just staring so dumb
never that epiphany
of what fun it would be
crumbled to a ball

*

barely unbearable
fur and claw monster
in ever familiar
catcall routine
to distract the disaster
of constantly clumsy
Big Dumb Pet's
latest advances
on yet another
flippant female
that may entertain
for the moment

but so obviously
below hallmarks
and benchmarks
for kitten production
that intervention was
inevitable

sure he will sport
his Big Dumb Pet
patented pout
but that will pass
because he knows
you know what's best
in the long run

you are after all
the Mistress
and he is always
your Big Dumb Pet

Liar
Liar
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