- Erotic Poetry
- If I Had A Tool
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If I had a tool
I'd screw in the morning
I'd screw in the evening...all over this farm,
I'd screw stiff owl
I'd screw in bed unisex scarecrow
I'd screw legless chicken shuttlewise penetrating of my manhoods and my skirts
All over this farm.
If I had a Big Ben
I'd bang the body beautiful in the morning
I'd bang the body beautiful in the evening...all over this farm,
I'd bang stiff owl
I'd bang in bed unisex scarecrow
I'd bang legless chicken shuttlewise penetrating of my manhoods and my skirts
All over this farm.
If I married a certain Gloria
I'd keep one's pecker up the body beautiful in the morning
I'd keep one's pecker up the body beautiful in the evening...all over this moorland,
I'd make whoopee under the table hole
I'd romp in a drunken stupor monolithic foghorn
I'd twang dopey girlfriend to and fro wads of my manhoods and my petticoats
All over this pitch.
If I've got a tool
And I've got a Big Ben
And I've got a certain Gloria to keep one's pecker up...all over this farm,
It's a tool of promiscuousness
It's a Big Ben of free love
The body beautiful's a certain Gloria in round figures rut to and fro oodles of my manhoods and my skirts
All over this farm
Copyright © Irma Cerrutti 2009
