- Erotic Poetry
- In the Football Stadium.......
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Once a Footballer
A striker
Found himself in front
Of a gapin' Goalmouth
With the 'Keeper @ his mercy
The stupid fellow :
His name was Percy
Miscued his shot
Wide & missed the plot
Indignant spectators exploded
" Percy , you Fucker !?!
Every nite U fuck her
& never miss her tiny hole
But the 9' wide Goalmouth
Which welcomed you like a Golden Bowl
You managed to miss
& broke your Fans' hearts like this !?!
We want a red blooded Striker
Not a Sex obsessed Bonker
So get off the Soccer pitch
& return to your tiny loser bitch
Whose hole you never manage to miss
Unlike a 9' wide Goalmouth like this ?,?!?!?"
- COMMENTS
twelveoonealmost 10 years agoAsh, excess punctuation sparingly applied on material that absorbs it.
" Percy , you Fucker !?!
Every nite U fuck her
& never miss her tiny hole
But the 9' wide Goalmouth ....
and this is a damn good insult!!!
5ed
