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Click hereKinky Sex
by BrettJ © 2005
with apologies to Dr. Seuss
Do you like some kinky sex
Or does it make you nervous wrecks
Do you fucking in the ass
Or on that would you rather pass
Do you like clean-shaven girls
Going down, licking their pearls
Is fucking fun while in the shower
Going on, hour after hour
Do you like to be fucking Doggy
Or, like Kermit, fucking “Froggy”
Do you enjoy fucking on top
Or being spanked with a riding crop
Have you joined the Bondage Nation
Or are you into Humiliation
If all of this has blown your mind
You are not the perverted kind
But if some of this has made you smile
Welcome to LIT – please stay a while
Woe-ah, I'll have deeply to think. 'cuz KinkyLOVE does more than make your finger stink.
That lacks in meter U might complain, and there U have me it is plain, which makes my pain a bit inane since it's SEX we seek and not your BRAIN that's BUGGERED out of eyeless sockets though which hot jism shot like rockets. NOW THAT, IMHO, is a BE gin-ing and Numb Bull Pin's YON'S his one two which we might for see-cunt inning stick the BAT INTO Said CUNT and then if YON'S next BATTER tired to BUNT, make its wings FLUTTER and YELL OUT: "PUNT THAT BARGE POLE IN YOUR HOLE. IT'S CALLED AN ARSE AND NOT A CUNT." ISN'T THAT AS KINKY AS YOU SAID? NO, NOT REALLY. WE'VE READ, "NOT DEAD," butt puns are as low as humor gets, so my hat's off, U win all bets, and yet when that dead batter bit the dust and said, "It tastes like dirt." I'd have to raise my skirt and flirt. 'Cuz if you like your SEX W-A-Y KINKY, NECROPHELIA'S GOT MY WINKY. HE MIGHT BE DEAD, BUT WHAT THE HELL? A BONY COCK'S QUITE NASTY BUTT SWELL. If you're SICK, then KinkyLOVE will make U WELL. Yet if you're NOT, U may as well be SHOT.
Clever.....or maybe I just love the Doc......I'm not into any of it, but I really loved your poem.... ;)
ohhh Uncle Brett I love it.. can we try it out sometime soon too? -kisses-
I liked this one a lot and so much I had to comment :) I just finished reading almost all of your incest stories and I love the way you write! *kisses* Uncle Brett