Mini Van

She walked away and what a sight
Her hips unbound in sweet delight
First left, then right as softly sway
I watch her as she walks away

Our fight was stupid, as they are
She wanted a sixty thousand dollar car
Went back and forth as I said not
She was so unhappy with the one we got

That night the house was dark and silent
I was so mad, then sad, not violent.
Her belly soon be full of child
But her head, still still filled with crazy, wild

I looked at the nice new mini van
I knew she was out with some other man
Call after call were just rejected
I packed my bags; I was dejected

The house, a rental, she could keep
If she chose to pay the rent so steep
I knew that she would lose the child
Our life together, now love defiled

I left my phone, on top my ring
I didn't take a goddamned thing
Just a case with some needed clothes
She could burn the rest if she so chose

Went to the car open up the back
That bitch gave me a heart attack
As she laid naked in the new car
I guessed her walk hadn't gone too far

You were right you know, I am so glad
Especially since we'll be mom and dad
She looked at me with dirty grin
Come on, just fuck me, stick it in!

The car has a fancy black roof rack
But most of my kids made in the back
She apologized the best way a woman can
She fucked me and said I was her only man

She walks to me her udders jiggle
She does that thing to make them wiggle
She makes me drink her excess milk
So sweet and warm and smooth as silk.

She'll never let me sell the van
Cause we fuck inside it when 'er we can
In the middle of our delicious delight
Says I was so wrong, you were so right

Will we ever sell that cute little car?
It's taken us from near to far
Originally I drove it fine
Now she drives it and says
It's mine!

One daughter grown, married you know
Got a new car she wanted to show
Don't know if wife told her bout our old plan,
My daughter just bought a new mini van!