- Erotic Poetry
- My Favorite Things
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Author's note: This poem was inspired by a thread in the Story Ideas forum, entitled "Having sex with Julie Andrews."
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Bull whips and handcuffs and wide open snatches
Ball gags and butt plugs and shaved pubic patches
Big throbbing penises wearing cock rings
These are a few of my favorite things.
Slow cunnilingus and all-night cock sucking
Felching and flogging and fisting and fucking
Rough anal pounding until my ass stings
These are a few of my favorite things.
Riding some gigantic cock like a jockey
Flat on my back for some ten-man bukkake
Cum dripping off me in long, gooey strings
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the flog strikes, when the rope stings
When I'm being bad
I try to do all of my favorite things
And that makes me feel so glad!
- COMMENTS
Anonymousalmost 10 years agoBeing a poster boy for the Silent Majority, Ken is not likely to approve of 'his' Barbie partaking in such activities. Much less her eagerness to go spelunking at every opportunity.
love VvV
