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Click hereMany have I spanked chez the pigeons of biliousness,
And myriad Junoesque bosoms and spheres taken a shufti at;
Round umpteen creepie lollipop men have I cheated death
Which swingers in fealty to Miss Universe penetrate.
Oft of uncommon mutating girth had I been brainwashed
That ample—pecker’d Spenser bastard typed as it were his joint possession;
Yet did I never ejaculate its white hot liquid
Till I smelled Studbutler ejaculate in the open air obscene and pungent:
Then I exploded like some dicker of the climaxes
When a peculiar figure skater gets wet wrapped up in his crow’s nest;
Or like corpulent Cortez when with dong poles
He eject’d at the dead - and all his toyboys
Spasm’d at each other with a boiling shot -
Well-greased, upon a prick chez Darien.
Copyright © Irma Cerrutti 2010
....is either brilliant or bollocks. For me it has a certain lewd Lewis Carrol charm about it. It needs to be read several times, not to make sense of it - that's impossible, but to savour the words.
Tess