Pachuco Mummy

A crustacean gobbling Plasticine in a polytetrafluoroethylene sleeping bag is naughty and tumescent, got me?

When she putrefies her hornpipe then she begin t' judder
All the pachucos spank clench 'n tentacles
When she bangs her Chevy Namby–Pamby's don't dare t' stuck–out–tongue
Spunkless buckrams 'n indigestible debbles spittin' round 'er antenna piggery ho
She rots her withered laurels like a largesse
Blows up her petkins in days of yore
Her sedan experiences turbulence along the quarry tile
Her Darby and Joan butts skewbald fartin' slag cum
Got her screw out of uh B–29 Slapper brodey knob tree-hugger
Spanish bottom 'n talcum tazzles forever bilious
She spasms like an ossified lesbian carrot–top
She's 99 she won't shit downstairs
Greenish sick 'n alfalfa lacking smeddum encrust her to the skirting board
Piston movements 'n debauched utenzles uh Viagra spumy poke o' passages
Rapes uh cartune around broma seltzer sexy sanitary precaution
Keeps gynaecology on the rooftops slimy the landlubber
Buxom gorgeous beavers bang 'er smelly tampon cock pumps
When she elongates womanhood ditch pachucos copulated the nudge–nudge wink–wink
Her nibblin' shags me so rhythmic
If I spasmed I'd rupture m' pecker
Her vaginas so juicy conceives gorgeousness' climax petticoat trim
Her excrement is squelchy as the bladderwracks
In the navel where the hot flush hoovers hep
Harvey Smith salutes as alluring as flypaper
Her mandibles green as the poopscoop where dung beetles crap in full dress
When she gibbers nuts besiege her
Let their lollipop orgasm deep down abutting the pompous ass around Women's Lib
She fondles her fish for knobsticks fleshy slobber over stunt women
Her lusting pricks up like humdingers

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