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Click herePresto! I've got a Siamese shotgun,
Can't separate those barrels.
These eyes are lookin at you
Sight unseen I'll drop you unawares
"Well there oughtta be a law!!"
No gun too small
No job too tall
No plot to unravel
Have no motive, will travel
"Well there oughtta be a law!!"
Name from a phone book
Or number from a hat
You're an arbitrary victim --
Death can be like that.
"Well there oughtta be a law!!"
No town too big
I'll find ya, dig?
No plot to unravel
Have no motive, will travel
"Well there oughtta be a law!!"