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Click hereMoney tight, life stinks,
I'll admit I need a drink,
Got nothin' left to sell,
And life's becoming a living Hell,
Gonna E-bay my entire life,
I'll even throw in the dog and wife.
Life sucks, money still tight,
And I'm too tired to fight,
Can't find a stinkin' job,
And I'm getting too old to rob,
Gonna sell my entire life,
Even throw in the dog and wife.
Same shit, different day,
Gotta be a better way,
E-bay you're my only hope,
To keep me in beer and dope,
Gonna sell my entire life,
Even throw in the dog and wife