Silly Love Songs

And I take all your will and I turn it into mindlessness
And horniness and now you want to see me naked
Yes yes yes

Our lesbian lust, it will soon be consummated
I see the way you're wondering why you and I never copulated
Life's like this you
You fall, and you crawl, and you break,
And I take all your will and I turn it into mindlessness
And horniness and now you want to see me naked
Yes yes yes

(With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan)

I am the very model of an Evil Female Hypnotist
I've information on the weaknesses of minds with whom I tryst
I know the tools to break the will, both sexual and mental too
From pendants down to spiral loops, I'm gradually enslaving you
I'm very well acquainted, too, with ways to slowly wipe your mind
I understand you secretly want to be taken from behind
About your slowly draining thoughts I'm teeming with a lot o' news
I'll make you feel my stinging whip and never leave a single bruise!

Brainwashed Chorus:
She'll make you feel Her stinging whip and never leave a single bruise!
She'll make you feel Her stinging whip and never leave a single bruise!
She'll make you feel Her stinging whip and never leave a single, single bruise!

I'm very good at slavery and making sure you can't say "no"
And by the end I'm sure "Yes Mistress" are the only words you know
In short, because I own the minds of everybody on My list,
I am the very model of an Evil Female Hypnotist.

Brainwashed Chorus:
In short, because She owns the minds of everybody on Her list,
She is the very model of an Evil Female Hypnotist.

I know that when I brainwash you, we'll definitely have some fun,
I answer to "Yes Mistress," "Queen" or "Goddess" or "Oh, Perfect One."
I quote your words right back to you to show you're sinking into Me
As you kneel slowly on the floor your mind ceases to even be
I can tell you're getting horny as my pocketwatch erases you
Soon you will join my chorus and then you will sing My praises too
My speech will sound like music where it sounded just like words before
And all I need to do is whistle and you'll chant My words some more!

Brainwashed Chorus:
And all She needs to do is whistle and we'll chant Her words some more!
And all She needs to do is whistle and we'll chant Her words some more!
And all She needs to do is whistle and we'll chant Her words some, words some more!

And then you'll do My washing, cleaning, ironing and cooking too
You'll clean My boots off with your tongue (but I will make you polish too)
In short, because I own the minds of everybody on My list,
I am the very model of an Evil Female Hypnotist.

Brainwashed Chorus:
In short, because She owns the minds of everybody on Her list,
She is the very model of an Evil Female Hypnotist.

In fact, because I know what's meant by "Erickson" or "NLP"
Because I lock on sight with eyes that hold you, never let you free
Because I've made you wary, but you still are listening to my song
Because you stare and wonder just precisely what is going wrong
Because you try to look away but find out that your eyes won't move
Because my tactics worked so well, your mind I'm starting to remove
In short, because this simple song is easily enslaving you
You soon will find you must obey and now you know it must be true!

Brainwashed Chorus:
You soon will find you must obey and now you know it must be true!
You soon will find you must obey and now you know it must be true!
You soon will find you must obey and now you know it must be, must be true!

And now you join the chorus as you praise My glories prettily
And I can check off one more name as you stare at Me emptily
You're now just one more person on My "Helpless Brainwashed Tranceslut" list
You're just another victim of an Evil Female Hypnotist.

Brainwashed Chorus:
We're now some of the people on Her "Helpless Brainwashed Tranceslut" list
We're just some of the victims of an Evil Female Hypnotist.