- Non-Erotic Poetry
- sum fings ritten
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I'd like
to put
shiny brass plaque
proudly pushing puns
on the door
of my two room
and one kitchen
kingdom
includes
but is not limited
to...
Warning, contains nut.
Mind the gap.
Not for indoor use.
but do I?
naah
pragma me put ballpoint to paper
wrote nice and neat...
Bell's busted, baby. Knock yourself in.
yep
me
volcano of wit
yessiree
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 19 years ago...old pun-pusher, you! This is a fun read. Thanks, Liar.
[I do not use the thermometer.]
perksover 19 years agoI don't use the rating thermometers.
My perkspective on your poem is posted in the poetry forum on the new poems thread.
DeepAsleepover 19 years agoMade me laugh, like the boss from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law,
"Ha-ha-haaaa!"
Cute, funny little read. thankee.
