- Erotic Poetry
- The Twelve Days Of Diwali
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On the first day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
A Cornish pasty in a pear tree
On the second day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
Two boa constrictor mediators
And a Cornish pasty in a pear tree
On the third day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
Three French hippopotamuses
Two boa constrictor mediators
And a Cornish pasty in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
Four giggling sabre—toothed tigers
Three French hippopotamuses
Two boa constrictor mediators
And a Cornish pasty in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
Five yellow—haired vaginas
Four giggling sabre—toothed tigers
Three French hippopotamuses
Two boa constrictor mediators
And a Cornish pasty in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
Six escorts a—fucking
Five yellow—haired vaginas
Four giggling sabre—toothed tigers
Three French hippopotamuses
Two boa constrictor mediators
And a Cornish pasty in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
Seven tits a—bungee jumping
Six escorts a—fucking
Five yellow—haired vaginas
Four giggling sabre—toothed tigers
Three French hippopotamuses
Two boa constrictor mediators
And a Cornish pasty in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
Eight nuns a—raping
Seven tits a—bungee jumping
Six escorts a—fucking
Five yellow—haired vaginas
Four giggling sabre—toothed tigers
Three French hippopotamuses
Two boa constrictor mediators
And a Cornish pasty in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
Nine ball breakers quivering with rage
Eight nuns a—raping
Seven tits a—bungee jumping
Six escorts a—fucking
Five yellow—haired vaginas
Four giggling sabre—toothed tigers
Three French hippopotamuses
Two boa constrictor mediators
And a Cornish pasty in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
Ten castratos a—flashing
Nine ball breakers quivering with rage
Eight nuns a—raping
Seven tits a—bungee jumping
Six escorts a—fucking
Five yellow—haired vaginas
Four giggling sabre—toothed tigers
Three French hippopotamuses
Two boa constrictor mediators
And a Cornish pasty in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
Eleven hurdy—gurdy men ululating
Ten castratos a—flashing
Nine ball breakers quivering with rage
Eight nuns a—raping
Seven tits a—bungee jumping
Six escorts a—fucking
Five yellow—haired vaginas
Four giggling sabre—toothed tigers
Three French hippopotamuses
Two boa constrictor mediators
And a Cornish pasty in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Diwali my chauvinistic Brahma mailed to me
Twelve organgrinders banging
Eleven hurdy—gurdy men ululating
Ten castratos a—flashing
Nine ball breakers quivering with rage
Eight nuns a—raping
Seven tits a—bungee jumping
Six escorts a—fucking
Five yellow—haired vaginas
Four giggling sabre—toothed tigers
Three French hippopotamuses
Two boa constrictor mediators
And a Cornish pasty in a pear tree
Copyright © Irma Cerrutti 2009
- COMMENTS
Kobaabout 13 years agoWonderful! A truly humorous piece that made me smile! Great phrasing! I liked it! I'll have to get a dictionary to figure out ululating is but I've got an idea. Good poem!
