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Click hereThere was a nice man from Virginia,
He'd love to stick his tongue In Ya,
He dreams of the kiss, of a warm hearted Miss
He'll rent you and not have to own Ya.
Kiss him hard and kiss him deep,
He wants it rough, make him...Bleep.
Kiss him hard and suck his tongue,
Ain't no real sex 'cuz the boy ain't hung.
If you want a nice old man,
Listen to this awesome plan.
You write me and I write you,
Then we meet and you... chew chew chew.
You chew me up, you chew me down,
In your taste I want to drown.
So come on Mama, give me a Hickey,
Ravage my body and play with my Dickey.
This is the end of my lustful plea,
So HORNY ladies.....Email ME