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Click hereMy desk holds my computer and I sit there every day
I try to think of what to write, what smutty thing to say.
I write about some people and the way they sixty-nine
Or how a pussy tastes or of the way it smells so fine.
I write of men who suck on cocks or take one in the ass,
I write of women who eschew a man and fuck a lass.
I write of those who masturbate with dildo or by hand,
Or those who like a midnight swim and fucking in the sand.
I’ll never write a classic tale of mystery or intrigue.
Or history of Prussia or the Hanseatic League.
Or how Jack Johnson saved his ass and threw a title fight.
Cuz though my smut will never sell, it’s lotsa fun to write.
That why I Write just Wish I had a Place to Post them aside from hare Cuz Long Story
Your poetry and erotica are exquisite- deliberately worded, relatable, and fantastic. Thank you for sharing! Do you have a site outside of literotica where you share your non-erotic work?
I loved this! Nice to be able to visualise you at last. You are one of the greats here!
Dammmm Urr so prolific and Ur work is quite the trash!
It makes me feel like laughin, bust a gut, and passs some gas.
And I hope dat wen I do my ting, da tings U eludid toooo,
I'll find one of your nastiest tails dat'll make me really spew!
Ur my hero! keep up the great work!