Note: You can change font size, font face, and turn on dark mode by clicking the "A" icon tab in the Story Info Box.
You can temporarily switch back to a Classic Literotica® experience during our ongoing public Beta testing. Please consider leaving feedback on issues you experience or suggest improvements.
Click hereTo Wipe Tears With A Snot Stained Napkin
Well
alrighty,
x-cuse moi.
I flunked up
again.
It wasn't supposed
to make you all wry
and all cry
like that,
you know that
right?
I just danced
to another melody.
Like a "do unto others
as you wish to be done"
for a masochist
kind of thing.
O yay,
howdy ho,
the way good intentions
sometimes go.
It was the 5 pints
on an empty stomach
and painkillers,
it was the
10 point sight
of the outside
of your
empty
stomach,
it was the full moon
(is it full moon?)
and the rising tide
(or something or the other)
and a failure,
a fumble
followed by both tumble
and mumble
of this erratic apology.
Apology, mark my words,
not excuse.
Cuz it ain't no use
to sing that song
when I know
as the rest of the room
that I'm just plain
ding dong wrong.
No malice y'know.
Rite? K?
Just a dumbass blow
too slow to react,
until spat projectile
from lips
that woulda shoulda coulda
been sealed.
And u will see,
I am sure,
(I so hope)
that a good night
of snoozing your way
to a sunny sunday morning
will too make you
understand...
...there is not a bad bone
(though one redundant or three)
in this carbon based unit
entireness of me,
honestly.
Have a rough night, Liar? ;)
(thermometer left at default and does not reflect my vote)
an apology like this?
...there is not a bad bone
(though one redundant or three)
in this carbon based unit
entireness of me,
honestly.
thats really sincere, liar, good work :)