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Click hereTrailer park trash?
I think not
I cleaned everything out to the parking lot.
The flamingos
that had leaned over all year,
well I straightened them up
and picked up those empty cans of beer.
I'll have you know
that Mr. Springer
said my trailer was a hum-dinger.
Back when we were on his show,
when I caught my wife with her brother, Joe.
I even bought new chairs
those lawn chairs were on sale in pairs,
sure they look a little ruff
I bought them at, "Rent a dent and stuff."
Trailer park trash indeed...please!
I don't even live in a trailer park,
I got mine parked
at the five and dime parking lot.
Yeah, in the summer its a bit hot.
But my wife ain't missed a sale yet,
and easy parkings a sure bet.
I lived in a trailer park before,
where those trailers are parked
almost door to door.
And you can hear your neighbor snore.
Not me, huh uh, not no more.
Bought myself a four by four,
now I pull my trailer, forevermore.
As I stand here and scratch my ass,
You can't call me trailer park trash?
OMG!!!! How sad it is that I could relate to this story!!!!
Having had to endure two months in a 'caravan park' as we call it here in Oz... God you really can hear them snoring next door!! LOL
Time spent between selling a property and waiting on the completion of our newly built home spent in a trailer park... Oh the memories are priceless!!!!
Thank you for the laugh!!!!
I adore you and your writing. You are coming into your own with every new submission. You know how to pull the heart strings..Make the laughter bubble out and fizz over..
Your a master of the written words.
Thank you for the humorous poem.