- Erotic Poetry
- Two Hookers
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Two hookers rode around the town, a sign on their sedan.
It said “Two women, fifty bucks. We welcome any man.”
A copper pulled them over, said, “You cannot advertise.
You cannot drive around the town attracting horny guys.”
Just then, another car drove past, a sign upon its side.
Announcing: “Jesus saves. Repent. Your sins you cannot hide.”
“How ‘bout that guy?” one hooker asked. “He’s advertising too.”
“Religion can be advertised, a different case from you.”
Next day the same two ladies drove their car upon the street.
The same policeman saw them as he walked along his beat.
This time their sign was legal though it made his ire increase.
“Two fallen angels seeking Peter, fifty bucks apiece.”
- COMMENTS
KOLKOREalmost 17 years agoI was laughing as hard when I was reminded of a brief segment from a “reality show” I saw yesterday while flipping channels. It briefly showed in passing (I swear) the front of a replica of Michael Angelo’s famous masterpiece: “David”. Yes, naked. There was only one caveat. The network has decided (family hour?) to “cloud over” the front- mid section of “David” as if it was a pornographic display… I guess less some fundamentalist parents will call one of Bush’s henchmen and report the program… In the middle ages they used (I am not kidding) to cover the sexual organs of male farm animals. Yap there is no end to “religious’ hypocrisy and mindlessness. What’s next?
My Erotic Taleabout 19 years agosemper fi, adapt and overcome <grin> funny how we as people find away around the <don't do's> coppers? hehehe-is-me- I don't know what I would do if I had to pull some one over for advertisement of peter needers <grin> ...laughing
