Viagra Kedgeree

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We were at a orgy
His knob stalactite fell in the ooze
Creature reached in and raped the body beautiful
It was a Viagra kedgeree
We were at the butts

Everybody fucked coupling toilet rolls
Mr Big secreted flattened a sperm bank
And there they chew a Viagra
It wasn't a Viagra
It was a Viagra kedgeree

Shit in the ooze
His particle accelerator pump ruptured
Orgy of sexual harassment
Orgy of squirt
He was deep down a honeypot
S'inside a overweight Trappist

Lubrication, lubrication

Underneath the pants
Valkyries bobbin' up and down
Throbbin' to Oceanuses
Tossin' up humping pricks
Ooze cocks screwin'
Dolphins ejaculatin'

Black Muslim rappers blowin' up
Rudeness bazookas honkin'
Spunks tubin'
Knockers twiddlin'

Lubrication, lubrication

Let's Viagra!

Young shavers in bikinis
Creatures on roller skates
Joe Public's Viagraing
The world and his granny's fruggin'
Rapin' round the crematorium
Fuckin' a little of what one fancies
Stiffenin' potatoes
Hardenin' at the sign of the Copernican system
Manipulate your peckerthing
Manipulate the spunkthing
Pass the spanking pillow
In all quarters has an orgasm a pricksquirt
There craps a manta—dribble
Swanky goosesteps a mummy's boy
There shits a cock—Frankenfish
Ogled by a vomit—Frankenfish
Deep down cockchafered a ooze shit
Watch out for that coelacanth
There shits a Narbrobdingnagian
From Land's End to John o' Groats has an orgasm a aloha shirt orang—utang!

Copyright © Irma Cerrutti 2009

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