When Wicked Willie Came

Little wicked Willie was as playful as could be
Little wicked Willie hung his head down just to see
Little wicked Willie swung his head both too and fro
Just to see where he was going because he wanted to know

Little wicked Willie gazing down saw marching ants
Little wicked Willie peeking out from inside Williams pants
Little wicked Willie just desired some fresh air
Little wicked Willie crowded out by all that hair

Little wicked Willie with his one good eye could see
That William grabbed for Willie so that William could then pee
This distressed poor Willie when his good eye opened up
Where little wicked Willie peed out at least one full cup

Little wicked Willie saw a maiden in distress
Revealing all her petticoats from underneath her dress
Little wicked Willie saw a place we shouldn't mention
A spot between her thighs that brought wicked Willie to attention

Little wicked Willie felt a tingling from down under
This caused Willie to stiffen hard much to his great wonder
Little wicked Willie wanted to frolic in the grass
So little wicked Willie got his first taste-of-female grass

Little wicked Willie would pretend he was a mole
Little wicked Willie burrowed deep inside a hole
Little wicked Willie would come up for a breath of air
But William pushed him down again beneath that mound of hair

Little wicked Willie soon realized the goal
Was to help this maiden incomplete to feel she was made whole
Little wicked Willie working at a feverish rate
Feared that to a party he was coming but that he might be late

Little wicked Willie made those petticoats all messy
But William didn't seem to mind nor did sweet Miss Bessie
Little wicked Willie was a victim of circumstance
Little wicked Willie living inside Williams pants

Little wicked Willie who played upon that dame
Little wicked Willie hung his head again in shame
Something Willie didn't know was he was not to blame
Or that William was responsible why wicked Willie came