Why me?

Why do women hate me so?
My heart tightens like a bow.

Back in school no girl liked me.
Am I so bad for them to see?

Grammar or high school. What did it matter?
Back then my life was about to shatter.

I've never been in love. Would anyone care?
Of course they won't, instead they'll stare.

I never went to my school prom.
No one cares where I came from.

Girls never gave me a single glance.
After that I never had a chance.

I did all this and I did all that.
I'm as stiff as a wooden bat.

In this life I'll never be happy.
Please end my life in a snappy.

If I wasn't meant for love then what for?
Might as well slam my face against the door.

Someone tell me what is wrong.
I'm old and tired of being strong.

This life of mine will never change.
Why do things have to be so strange?

Why the hell was I ever born?
I'm old and dry like rotten corn.

Why am I here? What is the point?
Lucky for me I never smoked a joint.

It's a dream, a terrible nightmare.
No woman on earth seems to care.

Once I go everyone will forget.
It's my future, everything is set.

No phone calls and no one to date.
I'll never have that chance to mate.

If you won't have me then that's fine.
All you've ever done is waste my time.

I'm better off just being dead.
Like a thin slice of green bread.

Don't bother crying, save your worthless tears.
I'm but a distant memory for a thousand years.

I've had enough of just being alive.
I'll find a bridge and take a nose dive.

Goodbye to all you bitches.
I hope your next bra itches.