- Erotic Poetry
- Woody the Pecker Inspector
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Woody Woodrow
the Pecker Inspector
knows all there is to know
about peckers.
With his magnifying glass
bent over
with a pouched out ass.
Inspecting
the hard stiff wood
with his pointer
poking at the tiny hole.
Then demanding
another load.
Some say Woody
has a thing for peckers.
Been pecked himself
I suppose.
But to the head he leans and stares.
Gives the stiff wood
a glare.
Then his hands raised in the air.
"Hold the load"
he shouted "There."
Pointed his finger at a hole.
Seeping, slimey, sappy, goo!
Drip down the hard wood.
A bunch of pecker heads
gathered round.
While Woody Woodrow
leaned way down,
inspecting.
Then he came
up in a gush.
"This pussy willow's
been pecked by peckers."
He reached in his coat
and pulled out a stamp
of black and yellow checkered
Woody 'stamped'
the wood condemned
Then pushed his way through
the small crowd of workmen.
"Back to inspecting again?"
Woody had a rather big grin.
Walking towards a pile
of Double Decker's
Woody Woodrow
the wood pecker
inspector.
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