Ziggy Dwarfcrap

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Ziggy nibbled zither, screwing ambidextrous with Dame Fortune and Gilly
The Maggots from Mars, he screwed the body beautiful hammer and tongs proboscis
But fucked trim figure too wide of the mark
Metamorphosed the peculiar baboon, then we were Ziggy's umbilical cord

Ziggy ipso facto quacked, fucked up vaginas and shagged pubic hair beehive
Like some bastard from Japan, he could digest 'em by gnashing one's teeth
He could leave 'em to fuck it!
Had an orgasm full—on strenuously stuffed wildebeest, colossally dangling and gumball foaming brunette

So where were the tapeworms while the dung beetles tried to guzzle our bouncy castles?
Just the slow comfortable screw slapstick to impregnate us
So we perverted round about his pricks and should we fondle his nuts organs?

Ziggy got one's jollies for nuclear warhead, hornpiping us that we were Walpurgisnacht
The pre—embryos were ungarbled on stilts, bugger was the nazz
With Tetragrammaton—greased anus
He milked the body beautiful catholic cum at arm's length; but, mademoiselle, could he nibble zither!

Bonking with his split personality, Ziggy squelched upstairs wrapped up in his grey matter
Like a rubbish ayatollah
When the Siamese twins had electrocuted the sperm whale I had to decapitate the Boy Scouts

Oh yeah!
Ooo!
Ziggy nibbled zitherrrrrrrrr!

Copyright © Irma Cerrutti 2009

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bronzeagebronzeageabout 13 years ago
Not getting drawn in,

Several years ago I posted on a now defunct poetry board. We had a resident troll who thought he was a serious critic. He insisted poetry should be a flow of unrestrained words. Editing, reworking and making sense had no place in his world. A friend and I went into our spam filters and took some of the random strings of words found in spam emails and cut them into poetic lines. Then we analyzed and critiqued each other, as if the poem actually meant something. Our troll was delighted. He gave highest ratings to both pieces. This piece reads very much like those poems.

twelveoonetwelveooneabout 13 years ago
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that sentence in question, should never been used in the first place, as with a lot of the others.

we done?

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KobaKobaabout 13 years ago

"When the Siamese twins had electrocuted the sperm whale I had to decapitate the Boy Scouts"

I doubt that the sentence has ever been used before in the history of the human race. Nor will it ever again. Very interesting! As all your works are. I would have to imagine this is the last in your series? Surely nothing can follow Ziggy?