Bat Lawless: Private Dick

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And he came all over her ass.

"That was aces..." He said.

*****

A few hours later, after inhaling another ether rag, Bat went over to check the mail. And as he walked through his secretary's office, he couldn't help but shake the feeling that something was terribly wrong. All of his cocaine, replaced with common baking supplies. Who could do that? Only... only a Rembrandt of Crime.

And then it came to him, shooting him in the face like the last cum shot in a bukkake scene.

"DANNI!" He screamed. "DANNNNNI!!!!!"

"I'm six feet away from you," She said patiently.

"Did you file my upskirt photos under nudes? Damnit Danni, I've told you a thousand times, if she has any clothes on, it goes in the non-nude category!"

The End

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AnonymousAnonymousover 4 years ago
WTF?

The words are in the English Language, there is punctuation; but it appears that the infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters, didn't quite produce Shakespeare's "Hamlet" here.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 5 years ago
Were you on drugs

What an absolute clusterfuck of a story

AnonymousAnonymousabout 7 years ago
Too funny, 5 stars

Did you write this on your Clark Nova?

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