Cougar House Ep. 023: Icy Hot

"I see. Then Edith...Edie does see a match by trying to arrange you and Cabot."

Blushing Maria eyes Cabot ahead of them pushing Edie, "He does have a very nice butt."

"You should take a chance. You would make a cute couple."

"I have been quite lonely. I...am shy."

"We can work on that." Margo giggles patting her on the arm. Maria flared her eyes at what she might be getting into. "How old are you Maria?"

"22."

"He's 19. Does that matter?"

"Does he like older women?" Margo grins sheepishly and nods her affirmation. Having reached the table, she held any further words to herself. Maria took over for Cabot brushing up against him in manning the chair to lock Edie's tires in after settling her up to the table.

"Please be seated. I will bring her dinner."

"Bring a plate for them too Maria Dear." Edie points.

"I will see what I can do." Cabot watches Maria step away. Even in a nursing smock he could tell she had an awesome body. Shying a bit looking at Margo he frowned. Mouthing "Sorry." only made Margo wag a finger. He recalled her telling him never to be sorry. Looking at another woman seemed strange to him. Margo had literally stolen a portion of his soul and he was feeling guilty.

"Margie was it?" Edie directed her attention as she fans a cloth napkin over her lap.

"Margo."

"Why is my grandson's landlady coming to visit me?"

"She knew I was down in the dumps over mom and dad putting you in here. She just came along to cheer me up."

"You chasing my grandson?"

"Not at all. My husband was killed in a car accident 9 months ago now. Cabot here has just kept me from going insane. I owe him the same."

"Don't con a con. You want my grandson."

"Would I be agreeing with you to set him up with Maria there if I were?" Margo gets comfy at the table. Sitting sideways in her seat her skirt riding high, the old men at the table next to theirs discovered long legs leading up to heaven. She merely smiled and fluttered her fingers at them.

"Don't you think you two should be letting me make my own decisions?" Cabot sits between them.

"She thinks you have a cute butt." Margo grins palming her cheek, elbow on the table.

"Quit talking about my grandson's butt. I saw you looking at it too."

"Grandma don't make a scene. I might ask Maria out, just let me do my own chasing."

"I don't like you Margie."

"Margo."

"You exude tramp."

"Pardon me?" Margo agreed, but defended herself none the less. She had been rubbing her leg sensually for the men across from her, tramp indeed. Her late husband Darryl had instilled in her the importance of keeping all men happy even at the cost of her reputation. She was well known, yet well respected just the same. She had no intentions of going much further than this. Just enough to make their stay here better even for a short time. Darryl would call this moment their short glimpse of Heaven before officially being called up.

"You heard me."

"Grandma that's enough. Margo is a really good person. Apologize." Cabot recommended.

"She does not need to apologize Cabot. I'm hardly upset. If I've somehow offended you Edith I..." She nearly broke her own rule and apologized on her own. She was not sorry, she was who she would be forever more. "...would hope to change your mind given time."

"Here comes Maria with your dinner." Cabot points out the girl pushing a dinner cart. "Let's keep this respectable...for her." Edith bites her tongue with a scowl, Margo merely turned her smile toward Maria as she approached. That and hiking her skirt a bit higher for neighboring Edgar and Tyrone at their motioning request. A hip was shown briefly before behaving became necessary as other CNA's were delivering meals to the residents. It was time that Margo behaved herself like a lady.

"Meat loaf and mashed potatoes. Yum!" Cabot inhaled a less than tantalizing aroma. Putting on a show for Edith on her first night here was important. As Maria placed Edith's tray in front of her she pointed out the most important part of dinner.

"Tapioca pudding for dessert."

"I adore tapioca." Margo softly added.

"You would pudding pop." Edith hisses.

"Grannnndma...don't."

Maria sensing tension set about serving Margo and Cabot as well. Whispering to Cabot that under normal conditions the home could not serve the families of residents, it was not covered by their benefits. Cabot shrugged, "I've got money. I'll cover it."

"First time is on me." Maria winks.

"All over you if I get my way." Cabot smiles picturing her nude laying on the table instead of his meal tray. Shivering he notices her going so far as to fanning out his napkin over his lap. No way did Maria not see his tented jeans. Even Margo mused at Maria's thoughtfulness. The look Margo gave Cabot gave him goosebumps. It was obvious that Margo approved of Maria's approach. Moving around Cabot to Margo, Maria did the same for her, Margo lifting her skirt higher as Maria lay out her napkin. Eyes trembling at seeing Margo's inner thighs made her fan herself and blush.

"Oh Dios mío. Tienes piernas hermosas." Maria hesitates then retreats. Margo spoke Spanish fluently merely replies with, "Gracias por notarlo. Apuesto a que los tuyos son igual de hermosos." Smiling brightly at her native language being understood Maria giggles replying with, "Tengo unas piernas muy bonitas."

"Okay, okay!" Cabot laughs, "I failed Spanish in high school. Don't rub it in."

"They're talking about each others legs." Edith reveals her own knowledge of Española. "Don't ruin my impression of you Maria."

"Forgive me Mrs. Ross. I will go get your drinks."

"Estoy impresionado Edith. ¿Podemos por favor llevarnos bien por Cabot?" Margo directs toward Edith who nods her agreement and samples her meat loaf.

"What is going on here?" Cabot lifts his palms at Margo.

"We are disagreeing to agree for your sake." Edith grumbles, "Meat loaf tastes like cardboard. You should make me one of yours Cabot. At least I know gourmet when I eat it. This isn't even Marie Calendar."

"I can do that for you. As long as your Doctors don't give me hell for ruining your diet."

"I'll live to be 100. Don't you worry."

"Good to know." Cabot pats her hand grinning. "You might outlive your home here."

While Cabot and Edith banter Margo glances shamelessly at her elder admirers, realizing that even more gentlemen were ogling her now. Batting her eyes carefully to avoid Edith's scrutiny she gently slides her utensils across the tablecloth. A simple brush of her hand led them to fall to the carpet. Acting shocked, she rolls her eyes at her seeming accident. Even as Edith and Cabot note her groan they observe her lean down to pick them up. In her loiter she tugs her already low cleavage further to offer insight into her amazing chest. While not full breasts in view there was enough to invite whispers of manly interest. Plucking up her banded together silverware she notes feet to her right. Peering up she sees Maria holding tea glasses. The girl glares toward the other tables and connects the dots. Margo swiftly rises showing her the utensils.

"I shall go get you new silverware."

"I'm fine with these." She winks. Nodding Maria sits her glass next to her tray, then moves on to Cabot, and Edith. Once everyone had what was needed to officially dine Maria excuses herself. A passing wink at Margo, Maria went to assist her fellow CNA's.

"Isn't she adorable?" Edith looks toward Maria, forcing Cabot to explore his Grandmother's observation of the girl.

"She is cute." He playfully smirks at Edith.

"So chase that Chica." Edith shocked him.

"Hey! Let me decide my own life. I'm not a kid anymore."

"You know you want some of that." Edith chuckles, coughing immediately after.

"GRANDMA?????" He laughed patting her back to control her cough respectfully.

Margo maintained her silence as she nibbled at her tasteless meat loaf. The expression shared was less than glamorous, Edith was definitely correct in her food critique.

"So Margie's your landlady..." Edith brings up.

"Yep. Her son and I graduated together. Me and Brian, you remember him right? We moved out there when Elliot flew to Paris France. He's really smart and got a short term scholarship at a French school for gifted teens. He asked us to come stay with his mom seeing as she was all alone seven miles in the middle of nowhere."

Edith winced then seemed to lighten up her notion of Margo. Still leery of her the woman at least attempted to understand the situation. "Smart kid, eh?"

"Yes. He has a 130 IQ. Nearly brilliant. I have high hopes for his future." Margo offered her pride. "I'm very grateful to the boys for moving in with me. My home is enormous, 180 acres to be precise, teeming with wildlife from the mountains. It can be a terrifying place to live alone in. My late husband left it to me, he was killed last year in a car accident."

"Sorry to hear that. My grandson is a good boy. I'm just looking out for him."

"Believe me I do understand. I adore Cabot. He has been a blessing, I'm still getting over the loss of my husband and having people to talk to keeps the depression away."

"I lost my Fred six years ago, been alone since. If not for my cat I'd have gone crazy."

"You can have pets here?" Margo looked shocked.

"Naaaw! Betsy died two months ago. Old age gets us all. With me for 13 years."

"Well, if my calculations are correct Betsy would have been older than you. 13 years of a pets life is equivalent to 82 years human age."

"Ain't that something." Edith grins, "You gonna eat your mashed potatoes? Only tasty part of this crap." She eyes Margo's barely touched plate. Seeing her interest Margo slides her plate across the table.

"You just saved me from 2 extra pounds. I try to avoid carbs when I can."

"At my age I need all the tasty things I can get."

Cabot realized they were now getting along and winked at Margo. Margo in turn puckered her lips and gave him a loving if not blown kiss. Just as Edith dug into her potatoes one of the men that had been eying Margo chokes on his food. With no CNA's close Margo swiftly leaps from her seat and offers to console his strangulation with gentle pats on his back. In doing this from Edith's blindside the man next to them reaches under Margo's skirt and gooses her. A loud yelp drew attention to everyone in the room. CNA's swooping in to assist the choking man led to his laughing. It was a set up for certain. The man who had goosed her sniffed his finger then reached over to share the scent with his compadre.

"Edgar. That was uncalled for." Maria scolded him as Margo looked down at him with a tense smirk.

"I'm fine Maria."

While confirming that Margo was indeed okay the choking gentleman Tyrone goosed Maria offering a secondary squeal. Laughter came from four other tables. Even from elderly women. Maria and Margo made their escape rushing back to Cabot and Edith. As Maria stands next to Cabot, Edith clears her throat and points at Maria's ass right next to her Grandson's arm.

"Go for it." She winked.

"What?" Cabot winced at her as if she was crazy.

"What's good for the gander..." She chuckled.

Growling under his breath he just did it. Goosing Maria made her jump again then look back at Cabot. Smiling at him she giggles, "Ahora puedes ganarme todo lo que quieras." Meaning, "Now you may goose me all you want." It went over Cabot's head until Margo leans around her whispering, "She approves." Maria fanned herself and went about her duties. Eye contact with Cabot grew intense as dinner progressed.

"Better ask her out before she forgets that finger." Edith laughed as Margo nodded with a sheepish grin of truth in the matter.

"Fine." Cabot stands up carrying his tray of finished dishes toward Maria. Even as other CNA's watched him he approached Maria from her blindside. Just as he stood behind her she drops a fork in her clearing of tables. Bending over right in front of Cabot her ass brushes against his crotch. Feeling it she presumed someone new was pawing her up. Defensively she bares the fork as if ready to stab her intruder. Seeing Cabot blush and look to his right she lowers the dinner weapon.

"I am very sorry."

"Don't be. I caught you off guard twice in a row."

"Do you wish me to take your tray?"

"Sure. But, only if you agree to go on a date with me."

Claiming his tray forcefully she tells him, "I am off in an hour."

"That soon? Damn!" He laughs thinking of the fact he had Margo with him.

"I would need to go home and change."

"Uh, alright. Do you want to meet anywhere?"

"No. You may come to my apartment while I change."

"I need to take Margo home." He fidgeted.

"She may come too."

"What?"

"We are fast friends I can tell."

"Wow! Okay cool. I'll hang with Grandma until you clock out."

Looking around for safety Maria gives him a beguiling smile then grabs his dick through his jeans. Freezing up as she lets him go she winks, "I owe you that."

"Damn! I think I'm in lust."

"Si. As am I." She turns away giddy and leaves him speechless.

Returning to his Grandmother he sits down blushing heavily, "I have a date in an hour."

Edith slaps her hand on the table, "That's my boy."

Margo seemed stunned by the revelation, "Should I get a ride home?"

"No. I told Maria I needed to take you home first. She invited you along."

"No threesomes Tramp." Edith points at Margo who lowers her chin in awe.

For the next hour the three of them got along fabulously. After retiring Edith to her room Maria turns the woman's TV on to Blue Bloods and asks if there was anything more that she could get her.

"Rock his world Dearie."

"I am uncertain what you mean Mrs. Ross."

"Soap opera fan Sweetie. I used to love As the World Turns."

"I see." Not really, but she got the gist.

Clocking out Maria met Cabot and Margo in the lobby. Walking out together giggling they made the journey to Cabot's car after Maria mentioned that she normally walked home.

"Maria?" Margo stopped under a pole light.

"Si?"

"You said you had a dress similar to mine correct?"

"Si."

"I have a suggestion. Instead of going home to change, my being a third wheel on your first date, why don't you wear my dress. I have Heath coming to pick me up so that you two can be alone."

"Oh my." Maria bulges her eyes. "I do not know." It was a strange suggestion until Margo began to take her dress off. Cabot shook his head at Margo's boldness. Standing there in only her panties and heels Margo holds the dress out to the girl who stared at Margo's voluptuous body. Fanning herself Maria claims the dress turning her eyes to Cabot.

"Same size I'm just taller." Margo smiled as Cabot had a battle between two beautiful women.

"Do you wish to wear my clothes?" Maria chokes up.

"No. You might need them if you work tomorrow."

"You will wear nothing home?"

"Heath will not mind." She winks at Cabot.

Eyes sparkling at Cabot, Maria hands him the dress then begins undressing. There was no shame in either woman. Abandoning her smock revealed gorgeous 36C's, her leggings lost offered a tight golden ass in a black thong. At 5'5 Maria's legs were lengthy still.

Whistling at her Cabot found Maria uncontrollable in her 360 twirl to show off her assets. Giggling she saw car lights coming in from the street. Hiding behind Cabot she discovers Margo waving in all of her glory. Maria quickly dropped her clothing and put the dress on before stepping from Cabot's shadow.

Scurrying to the Nissan Xterra Margo opens Heath's passenger door. Before she could even hop in Heath yelled, "NO PANTIES IN MY CAR." Shocked by his abrupt command Margo slipped them off and climbed in. Seconds later Heath tossed her underwear out his drivers side window. Leaning out at Cabot he winces, "Who's this?"

"This is Maria...I don't know your last name even." He winces at the Guatemalan Goddess.

"Salazar. Hello." She waves at Heath.

"HOT LATINA. You go Bro." Maria shyly smiled and did a repeat 360 just for giggles. Margo leaned over Heath to compliment the girl with, "Enjoy yourselves."

Cabot picks up Maria's uniform then steps to snatch up Margo's panties, showing Margo he cared enough to bring them home. Respect was there. Casting a thumbs up and a honk of his horn Heath Talbot pulled away. Tail lights turning on the street Cabot threw Maria's things in his new car. Shutting the back door he turns to his date.

"Crazy people I swear."

"You must think bad of me to undress in front of you." Maria pouts.

"Nope. You're gorgeous."

"Gracias. Eres increíblemente guapo."

"No clue." He chuckled.

"You are breathtakingly handsome."

Without further ado Cabot yanked her body close and kissed her hard. Their date would end up in bed within the hour. Hottest Latina pussy ever. Worth getting to know better a certain.

Two miles outside Wildwood Heath Talbot pulled off the side of the road and guided his seat all the way back, flashers blinking. Lowering his sweats he wags his dick at Margo.

"Ride it."

"Mmmm!"

Seatbelt off the in the blink of an eye the MILF was in the hot seat, cool AC blowing over her back. The Nissan rocked for over thirty minutes. Cars driving by never bothered to offer help. As if it were needed.

BLINK! BLINK! BLINK!

Flashers one way or another.