Cougar House Ep. 035: Georgia PrEACH

"Wow! You surrounded yourself with cheesecake. Look at those trunks, they all have wood."

"My mailing address is Wildwood, 24/7 wood! I still got it." Margo laughed laying on her back staring at the ceiling. "So where are you these days?"

"At my Gram's in Georgia this minute. Divorce went final and Nelson didn't leave me much to restart my life on. Been looking for modelling gigs but not much out there for us 30 somethings even if we still have killer bods."

"Come live with me and the boys. You can share my room until..." Margo held her breath in hopes Elena might sound more excited by the idea.

"Until what? Don't stop there!"

"Elena...I have a proposal for you."

"I do!" She giggled.

"Not that kind. I'm applying for funding to add on to Darryl and my home and turn it into a Bed & Breakfast."

"Oooo! That sounds promising. You smart enough to handle that responsibility?"

"You know I'm not." Margo sighs, "Come be my Manager if it all goes through."

"Wow! That's an interesting offer."

"I can't pay much right off obviously but it's rent free. I'll have a room built just for you."

"Thought we were sharing a room."

"You can but...I'll warn you ahead of time...my bedroom door was taken off by the boys."

"OOOH LORDY! Are you bedding those boys down?"

"They've seen your pictures."

"And?"

"Door stays off if you bunk with me." She laughed.

"So I'm the breakfast to that bed for all those boys?"

"We both would be."

"I'll pack and be there in two weeks." Elena chuckled.

"You should go to France with me."

"Now that sounds fun."

"Only one thing you should know...it's not just to see Elliot and meet his girlfriend. I...have business. I...needed cash to fund the B&B so I made a deal to be a slave to the son of a very wealthy Egyptian businessman. He owns me for one week but I'd agree to two if money got me my dream out here."

"You are as crazy as ever."

"Consider my offer?"

"Thought I just said yes."

"You were serious?" Margo shot up on her bed to ponder reality.

"Weren't you?"

"YES! YES! YES! Oh my God! Elena I love you. We're going to have so much fun. Too bad you weren't here tonight the boys are having a bonfire. We could get crazy drunk and strip." She knew she had that part covered but was curious to hear Elena's thoughts on that.

"Doubt I could make it that soon but you know I'd be game, no shame."

"I'll let you know when I'm flying out to France. If you want to go I'll make sure all expenses are paid by Farouk."

"Farouk huh? He cute?"

"Eighteen and not ugly!" She laughed. "It's about money not cute though."

"Eighteen? Well I guess Elliot's buddies must only be 19 right?"

"Think badly because I'm robbing the cradle?"

"You know I'm not! Older I get the more I think about younger men."

"My boys are talented. Trust me they won't disappoint."

"Give me two weeks here at Gram's and I'll drive up to Penn. I could use the road trip to clear my head."

"Bless you Elena. I was really praying you would move here. I need you Bestie!"

"I need you too. Help me get my brain unclogged over Nelson ruining me. I was a fucking CEO dammit! Now I'm an IOU!"

"You owe me nothing! I'm here for you."

"Two weeks Baby Girl! I'll be there for you. Hey?"

"Yes?"

"Don't tell those tenants of yours I'm coming. Let me surprise them."

"Drive up in a convertible all naked?"

"You know I will."

"We were thinking the B&B could have...perks."

"Perks and Recreation?" Elena giggled!

"Absolutely! Massage and bondage Ms. Boom Boom!"

"Boom Boom? Oh lord! Been awhile since I heard that nickname."

"We can put our designs together and make this work. TEAM BOOM BOOM?"

"TEAM GREEDY NEEDY!"

"Remember how to get here?"

"Got the address still. GPS until it sends me in circles."

"You made my day Elena."

"Both ways Margo. This pleasant surprise gives me a reason to not drink myself into AA."

"Fingers crossed my loan gets approved. I just posted collateral along with my home and property so I'm thinking I'll get it to go through."

"If not who do we gotta seduce?"

"Mmmm! I'm sure we could find a few silent partners." Margo giggled. "I need to pee and get ready for tonight."

"Okay! Remember don't tell those studly young men I'm coming."

"They will keep you cumming. Believe you me!"

"I'll demand proof of that."

"Love you Elena."

"Love you too Margo! See you soon."

"Bye!" Hanging up Margo Needy kicked her feet like a school girl just being noticed by a boy. "I wanna dance the night away now!"

The Devil's daughter was on her way up from Georgia!

Cue the fiddles!