Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 104

Leilani's lower body spasmed, and they sank deeper into the lake. He broke their kiss to equalize the pressure in his ears, then watched in awe as Leilani lowered herself to take his cock into her mouth. Delighted at how warm her mouth was, he did his best to ignore the memory of just how sharp her teeth were.

The seconds ticked away as they floated in darkness, with Leilani fellating him underwater. He tried to enjoy it, but the lack of air to breathe soon became a distraction. As if realizing this, Leilani came back up to kiss him some more, her mouth slightly bitter with the flavor of his own precum.

"Mmph," she squealed as she positioned herself, using a hand to hold his cock in place while running that seam along it. The scaly folds parted almost immediately, allowing his cock to slide inside her. It only made it an inch or so before she grunted and had to stop. He passed the time by playing with her clit some more while it was still exposed. This served to drive her nuts as she thrashed around in the water, occasionally breaking contact with his mouth and causing bubbles to stream to the surface.

It was a little awkward, but he was able to wrap his legs around her hips and pin himself in place. He didn't so much thrust himself into her as he pulled her whole body down, creating a weird sort of underwater dance that allowed him to gradually sink deeper into her core. Though he seemed to bottom out early on, Leilani encouraged this behavior despite her initial tightness. Eventually, the soft tissue inside her vagina would shift dramatically, allowing himself to slide in even further.

Thinking back to the slender, prehensile cocks of the mermen, the inner anatomy of mermaid pussy made slightly more sense as he continued on his quest to drive himself ever deeper. After several minutes, Leilani tapped him frantically on the shoulder and moved her head to speak.

"No further," she whispered in his ear. "I don't go any deeper."

Surprised, Mike used his hand to feel the base of his cock. He easily had at least an inch left outside. He made a noise that sounded like a question, then pulled out a bit and gave her a little thrust.

"Oh, yes, please," she moaned in his ear. He repeated the action, driving a gasp from her body. Pleased with himself, he continued to fuck her under the water until he remembered that he needed air. He made another noise and pointed at his mouth.

"Right, sorry." Leilani breathed some air into his lungs, then moved her lips to his ear once more. "Fuck me like one of your land girls," she muttered before locking lips with him again.

Seeing this as a royal command, Mike did his best to obey. The water resisted his movements, but it was apparently more than adequate for the mermaid. She started humming her pleasure into his mouth, occasionally stopping to kiss him properly. Unable to see or even properly breathe, Mike realized that he was completely at her mercy.

The thought turned him on even more. His magic flowed through Leilani, taking her measure, and he became rough with her in response. She crooned in delight as he squeezed her ass, then moved his hands to her breasts. The mermaid's magic caused the water to swirl around them in a vortex that held them in place.

Leilani pulled her head away and arched her back, pressing her breasts into Mike's face as she opened her mouth in a silent scream. Her vaginal walls clamped down on him and undulated, as if attempting to milk his cock. The rapid squeezing had the appropriate effect, but the princess squeezed so hard that his cock popped free just as he came. His magic almost felt disappointed that he had blown his load in the water, and he watched in amazement as his shimmering spooge crackled like a bioluminescent jellyfish as it hovered up between them.

"Oh, darn," muttered Leilani as she opened her mouth and attempted to suck some of his jizz into her mouth. Muttering something about watered down semen, she gave up and nuzzled into him instead, nibbling playfully at his lip until he kissed her again. She let out a coo of delight, but seemed satisfied to just float there with him and wait for the light of day up above.

Mike felt his magic disperse and return to its slumber. The sex had been fun, but relatively anti-climactic. Not everyone could be a magical nymph in a bathtub.

Leilani broke their kiss again and moved her mouth to his ear. "I'll have more room for you when I'm in human form," she whispered. "I'm not letting that cock of yours out of my sight."

He made a grunt of approval, which caused some bubbles to come out of his nose. Leilani resumed her task of keeping him alive by breathing for him, her arms sliding over his body some more to keep him warm.

Losing track of time, he fell into a bit of a meditative trance, focusing his energy on staying conscious. On occasion, he felt a pulse of magic in his shoulder, but was uncertain what it could be doing. Leilani teased him on a couple occasions, but other than touching his cock a few times, never took it any further.

Up above, the golden glow of sunrise chased away the shadows, revealing that they swam in a pool that was maybe thirty feet deep. Down below, Mike's shorts rested on a rock, and a few tiny fish swam along the edges of the pool. Certain that the night marchers had officially moved on, Mike looked to Leilani and pointed up.

Leilani bit her lip and looked down at his semi flaccid cock. A tiny tendril of semen clung to it like seaweed, and she collected it with her thumb and stuck it in her mouth. Licking her lips, she nodded, then pointed up.

Mike surfaced slowly, fighting the urge to wipe the water from his eyes. A scan of the shore revealed that nobody was nearby, so he swam over to the closest rock and pulled himself onto it. The moment he was out of the water, his muscles failed him and he went limp.

"Okay, yeah, I should have expected that." Hours of treading water topped by fucking a mermaid was not something the human body had been designed for. Behind him, Leilani surfaced and swam over. She tossed his shorts onto a nearby rock, then slid along his backside and rested her head between his shoulder blades.

"I have no words," she muttered, nuzzling against him. Her breasts pressed into his lower back, giving him an idea for a new kind of massage. "I don't think amazing even comes close to describing it."

He smiled at the compliment. "I'm built differently than other humans," he explained. "Just in case you think that's something a regular guy could do."

"Oh, I know it isn't. You're the legendary Caretaker, after all. In this moment, I can't tell you how pleased I am that you're a man." She moved off of his back so that she could lay next to him, gazing into his eyes with adoration. "If I tell you something, you have to swear to secrecy."

"It depends on the secret, honestly."

Leilani considered him for a moment, then moved in close and dropped her voice to a whisper. "It is considered a blessing to have the ability to form legs," she explained. "The people of my culture will give you many reasons why, but there's an unspoken reason."

"Which is?"

"It lets us hook up with human men." Leilani grinned. "And women, too, though there's no shortage of those under the sea."

"I've heard that they're better down where it's wetter."

"Of course they're wetter, they're underwater."

"Oh." Well, not all of his dumb jokes could land. "So you sneak onto the shore a lot?"

The princess frowned. "I have, but never for a sexual interlude, honestly. Since I'm part of the royal court, I am watched more closely. We have a whole cautionary tale about royalty falling for land walkers. It never works out."

"I'm sure."

"But I have lived vicariously through my handmaidens." Leilani grinned, revealing those shark teeth of hers as she moved closer to him. "Maybe even perhaps had them reenact their escapades with me. My only regret right now is that I have never fucked a man outside of the water."

His cock twitched in response, but Mike knew better than to indulge his curiosity right now.

"I have a question," he replied, hoping to change the subject. "What did Wallace do that has your entire kingdom so angry with him?"

"Oh. That." Just like that, the arousal in her voice diminished. "I would prefer not to talk about it."

"That bad, huh?" Mike grunted as he pulled himself up into a sitting position. "Did he make a pass at your mother?"

Leilani laughed. "Oh, that would be too rich. No, my mother is quite the..um..." She made a face. "I'm trying to remember the human word for it. Sleuth? Sloth?"

"Slut?"

"Yeah!" Leilani belly laughed, then rolled onto her back. "She's so horny that she'd suck a barnacle off a rock if she thought it would return the favor."

"Now that's an image," Mike replied with a laugh as he took off his shirt and tried to squeeze the water from his shorts.

"Let me help with that," Leilani offered. With the wave of her hand, water bubbled up out of his clothes and moved back into the pool. "I'll tell you what he did if you promise to never bring it up again. It's repulsive."

As if she feared the merfolk ancestors themselves would suddenly rise up from the grave and hear her, she whispered it in his ear. The moment after the forbidden knowledge entered his mind, he burst into laughter. Leilani scowled and crossed her arms, but Mike waved his hands at her apologetically.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm only laughing because I thought maybe he said or did something culturally offensive. I didn't expect something that disgusting is all. Wow."

Her features softened. "You said you wouldn't talk about it."

"And I won't, I promise." He slapped his cheeks in an attempt to knock the grin off his face. "I just need a moment to let it sink in."

"Okay." She scooted onto the shore and wiggled her tail. Light shimmered along her scales as it split apart and transformed into a pair of thighs that immediately had Mike's attention. "As long as you aren't making fun of me, I think that's fine."

"I'm not, I promise." He patted her on the knee and let his hand linger a moment. "In fact, I'll make it up to you sometime. Maybe help you with that 'on land' fantasy of yours."

Leilani's cheeks darkened, her eyes suddenly full of hope and determination. "I warn you that I'll take it personally if you don't."

"Then let's figure out where to go from here, shall we?" He stood up to put on his clothes, but crouched back down when he heard movement among the trees. Holding a finger to his lips for silence, he summoned a lightning spider in the palm of his hand and got ready to toss it out.

A short figure pressed forward through the leaves, and Mike closed his hand, dispersing his magic. Opal approached in human form, her head cocked to one side as she dragged Leilani's bent trident behind her. While her facial features were identical to Beth, she actually stood about six inches shorter now, and her hair was largely a blob that dangled over her shoulders. Circling over the slime girl's head like a halo was Daisy.

"I'm so glad to see you two!" He moved forward and carefully hugged Opal. If he squeezed too hard, she would end up sticking to him. Even so, tendrils of slime clung to his arms. "I was worried you might have been hurt in the fall."

Opal, unable to speak, started signing. I tried to catch you by grabbing onto the trees, but you were too heavy and I fell apart, she explained. Couldn't pull myself together fast enough to come after you. We hid from the spirits.

"Sorry I broke you apart. I didn't mean to worry you."

I was more worried about your shoulder. I plugged it up for you. For emphasis, Opal poked him near his injury. Remembering the wound, he inspected it in the light of day. The edges of the wound were ragged and new flesh was already forming. However, there was a pale blue plug where it hadn't quite mended yet. When he probed the wound, it no longer ached as it had.

"Are you the reason this healed so fast?" he asked.

No, she signed, then held out a small ball. But I did pull this out.

"What is she saying?" asked Leilani.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Princess Leilani, this is Opal and Daisy." He held out a finger for Daisy to land on, then showed her to Leilani. The little fairy bowed. "Neither can speak out loud, but they can hear you just fine. She was telling me that she caught us on the way down."

"Oh, that makes so much more sense!" Leilani stepped toward them, understanding in her eyes. "Before we hit the ground, all these tentacles burst out of your chest and grabbed onto the trees. They slowed us down some, but then they snapped and we still fell about fifteen feet. Once I realized we had both survived, I dragged you to safety before the night marchers could find us." The mermaid gazed up at the distant cliff, then back at Mike. "Where did they come from?"

"I had them hidden on me," he explained. "As a safety precaution."

"Interesting. You kept these two inside your body, then? Is there anyone else in there?" She moved close and lifted his shirt, but he swatted her hand away playfully.

"They were in my clothes, not me. And it was just these two," he said with a laugh, then looked at Opal. "Are you guys okay?"

Opal and Daisy both nodded, but this time, the fairy started signing.

Have been waiting nearby to rescue you. Spirits are very angry.

"I didn't need rescuing this time, but I appreciate it. Have you seen the others?"

Opal shook her head. Daisy pointed toward the mountain and signed the word for sister.

"So they're nearby?" he asked.

Daisy took off and flew straight up in the air. After a few moments, a little blue light appeared, followed by a couple of birds who were trying to snap Cerulea out of the air. Both fairies descended, but not before Daisy slapped one of the birds hard enough that it left behind a small cloud of feathers before flying away.

"There you are!" Cerulea dropped like a stone into his hands.

"What is that?" asked Leilani with wide eyes.

"Daisy's sister." He held Cerulea up to his eyes. "Where are the others?"

"Holed up in a cave thataway!" Cerulea bounced on her feet as she pointed back the way she had come. "Ratu and Quetzalli are there, and so is the mean lady!"

"Ingrid?"

"Yep!" Cerulea nodded proudly.

"So I guess we head there, then. Lead the way."

"Nope!" Cerulea shook her head. "Can't! There are skeletons in the forest."

Leilani grunted, then gnashed her teeth so hard that Mike winced at the sound. "That bastard," she said. "I haven't had a chance to tell you what happened last night. The Captain informed me that my mother wished to speak to me through his magical shell, but we needed to keep it discreet. He led me to the edge of the camp and then destroyed the barrier keeping the night marchers out."

"So he let them all in?" Mike rolled his eyes. "Never mind, of course he did."

"Yeah, but here's the thing. The marchers weren't there for me. They wanted him even more." Leilani shivered. "When they chased him off, I ran to try and lead them away from the camp. But I didn't know that he had summoned his ship, which meant his crew could help him."

"The dead guys?"

She nodded. "He has power over those who lose their lives to the sea. It is also why he has been a powerful ally. On more than one occasion, he has summoned his army from the deep--"

"Wait, army?" Mike's jaw dropped. "He has a skeleton army?"

Leilani nodded solemnly. "They cannot survive long outside of the water unless they are on his ship. So he keeps them stashed in the depths, buried beneath the sand where they won't be discovered."

"Shit." Mike looked down at his feet, then up toward the sky. "I guess it makes sense. If he's a Player in the Game, it's not like he's just on a pleasure cruise around the world. Does he have any other powers I should know about?"

Leilani shook her head. "In the hundreds of years we've known him, the skeletons are the ones we find most frightening. If there are others, they have gone unnoticed."

"Hundreds? What the hell?" Mike groaned. "How come this guy gets to live hundreds of years?"

The princess laughed. "That's because he found the Fountain of Youth! He used to go back every decade or so and drink from it, but I found out from my mother recently that it dried up before I was born. Francois is now stuck getting old like the rest of us."

"Huh. I see. So the Captain is facing down his own mortality, huh?" He wasn't sure what to do with that information, but it was probably important. "Seems to be the same problem everyone I deal with has. Would it explain why he would try to take you out?"

She shook her head. "Honestly, my best guess is he intends to turn my people and the Order against you even further. If I had died, your friend Beth would be in peril, and conflicting accounts of what happened would further muddy the waters. But when things went wrong, his hand was forced."

"Why did the night marchers go after him?" Mike asked.

"No idea. But one of them actually pushed me out of the way to get to Francois." She sighed. "I suspect my own mother thinks I'm dead, so your friend is likely in danger."

"Not if I can help it. I can get word to my people, don't you worry." He turned to look up the mountain. "I suspect our answer to all of this lies up there. Cerulea, I need you to fill Ratu in on everything we talked about and see if she and the others can continue the climb and meet us up there. Can you do that?"

The fairy gave him a salute, then turned into a ball of light and shot into the air. One of the birds that had chased her before took off from a nearby tree in an attempt to catch her.

"Will she be all right?" asked Leilani.

"She'll be fine," Mike replied. "Even if that bird could catch her, I know she could handle it. Right, Daisy?"

Daisy nodded, then scrambled up his arm and sat on his shoulder. Opal handed the trident over to Leilani, who looked at it sadly.

"It was my father's," she said. "Won't be much use in a fight, now."

"Can you fix it?" he asked.

"Me? No. But it is fixable." She held it up and stabbed the butt into the ground to use as a hiking stick. "So where are we headed?"

Mike pointed up the mountain. "That way," he said, then sat on a nearby rock. "But first, I need a few minutes to check in with the others and let them know I'm okay."

Leilani turned away from him and stared out into the forest. "Then allow me to watch over you," she said, the muscles in her arms tightening. "I will guard you with my life."

Though it was a bit dramatic, Mike appreciated the sentiment. Closing his eyes, he took a deep breath and sent his thoughts home to Kisa. Now that the Captain had made his move, it was time to make some moves of his own.

Beth was still lying in bed when she heard someone knock on the door of the suite.

"I've got it," Lily said as she crawled from beneath the covers and slapped Beth's exposed ass. "Since somebody is all tuckered out."

"Mmf," Beth replied, then hid her head under the pillow. Dinner with the Director had taken an unexpected turn last night when the man failed to show up. This meant ordering a ton of room service and staying up all night eating while watching an action movie marathon with Lily. The succubus had taken it upon herself to transform into the various male leads, which had led to a very exciting evening between the two of them.

Late in the evening, Beth asked Lily if she ever did something similar for Mike. Lily had laughed, and admitted that Mike had, but many of her transformations had been into video game and book characters he had crushed on when he was younger. While this revelation opened the door to more possibilities for Beth, she was insanely curious to know if Lily had ever fucked Mike while pretending to be someone else in the house and asked her that.