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Click here"My bottom was red, sir," I mumbled. "I recalled that baboons have red bottoms when they try to attract a male and I thought of my red bottom bouncing around."
"Ah, I see. And Lord Roger was the baboon that answered the call. I can see where you might find that humorous."
I said nothing, wanting the floor to open up and swallow me. Nothing happened. His Lordship just dismissed me, telling me to report to Mrs Dobson.
"A baboon?" I heard Lord Roger saying as I left.
"What can I say?" asked his Lordship. "She calls them as she sees them. It'll be a nice story for the club."
It's one thing when a teasing , snooty, mouthy or otherwise feckless woman messes with the wrong man and gets swiftly bent over. This was too literally & metaphorically on the money with the privileged upper class sticking it to a tastey, proletarian tidbit for a fairly trifling offense made under duress. I resent that. I can't deny it, but resent that all the same.