I'm just a guy with an extremely large dick. So large in fact that I've never found anyone who'll have sex with me. So I'm like Cyrano DeVergarac, I live my sex life vicariously through a Ken Doll who pulls pussy like its going out of style (as if). Problem is he's injection molded from polystyrene and has no social skills so I feed him lines and he tells me what happened. consequently I have a wealth of stories to tell and all of them are true except for the one I've just told you. Now that I've told you I'm a liar you know that I'm honest because a liar would never tell you he's a liar.
Location
California, USA