A onetime faun (during ancient Roman times), I was reincarnated as a dull, drab 21st Century office worker, before craftily re-inventing myself as a gifted and popular author of erotic fiction, adored by legions of worshipful female fans.
Sadly, true happiness remains elusive. As Randy Newman so memorably observed some years back, "It's lonely at the top." Still, somebody's got to be there, right?
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