Pineapple_Pizza

I am a just slice of pineapple pizza . Please don't kill me.

I'm just here to dump some of my fantasies and fetishes into the wide world, so that everyone can see, and perhaps enjoy, what my mind is coming up with lately. I've been trying to stay away from porn for a while now, and I'm trying to see if by writing down, I can expel these lustful thoughts off my head, that keep my boner awake all night (and also me by extension).

Please don't ask me how I can write or even masturbate with my little pizza hands. It's all a very complicated process.

PS: I don't know why my age says 23 to 26, but in case you're wondering, I'm 25 right now. Already a bit moldy, but still edible.