noroomforeme

Court Jester, Painted Fool, Epically lost Merry Man and Mimic of Sanity.
Take only what I say with as much salt as you feel worthy of my word.

A logophile is one who finds pleasure in the nuances of different words, and who is alert to synonyms, antonyms, homophones, and homonyms, often using them for effect and humor.

A lexophile is one who loves to play with words and use them in unique ways, such as in word games, puzzles, anagrams, palindromes, etc.

Paraprosdokians refers to a sentence with an unexpected shift in meaning accomplished with puns, misdirection, deliberate misunderstandings, and witty juxtaposition for humorous effect.

I will post random songs from time to time. They are simply what I am listening to, usually due to some context in my own head. Feel free to listen or ignore at your own pace (and risk).

In open chat, I can be playful and flirtive with anyone as long as we both understand that it's just funsies.

Privately: I don't do "quickies" or one-offs; if you like what I've written and want your own private session, gotta put in the time to know me, just like I gotta put in the time to know you. I don't do generic, prefab stories. Each story is custom and, as such, requires knowing who I am writing for.

Points of interest:

Ello*S* = The "* *" is an older chat emote indicator for thoughts/feelings/actions. S = is shorthand for Smile(S)

If you enter/leave, and I do not say Ello*S* or Later*S*, it isn't personal. I only address those who either address me specifically or the room in general.

If I am "lurking," I'm not. I'm just not involved in the current conversation and am waiting for the most inopportune moment to place a terrible joke that will make people groan. Either that or the room is quiet, and I'm waiting for someone with something to discuss.

Lastly, try to remember, I'm just here to have fun, crack a few bad jokes, and, hopefully, get a chuckle out of people. I'm not *looking* for anyone or anything beyond that.

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If you made it this far, congrats! Here's the bonus footage:

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
87% Switch
73% Non-monogamist
70% Exhibitionist
67% Primal (Hunter)
65% Rigger
64% Experimentalist
62% Submissive
61% Voyeur
56% Sadist
55% Primal (Prey)
52% Dominant
49% Masochist
48% Vanilla
37% Brat
36% Brat tamer
25% Rope bunny
21% Daddy/Mommy
13% Master/Mistress
11% Degrader
9% Degradee
6% Owner
1% Pet
0% Slave
0% Boy/Girl
0% Ageplayer