Stories by 100 Angry Bananas
Never, ever fuck the babysitter.
1A Melvin and Morgan story.
2Enter the Vampire Hunter.
5The harrowing conclusion.
A hit turns into an unexpected tryst.
Our hero learns to trust no one but fuck who you can.
A new hire and an old flame.
He can't catch a break between murder, mayhem, & redheads.
Kill the bad guy, save the girl, all in a day's work.
Rival puts a hit on dear old dad.
The right article of clothing makes all the difference.
1The new neighbors are surprisingly friendly.
2A meeting with Maddy and then her sister.
4The end of the beginning.
2Everything burns in Turtle Creek; Lauren gets close.
I hear them. They're in the walls.
A new teacher's horrifying first day.
Heroes must battle a diabolical daemon.
01A potion makes a loser irresistable to women.
02Melvin gets a date; Olivia gets laid.
03The pizza girl gives Melvin a special delivery.
04Guilty thoughts, & Melvin hires a lawyer.
05Lunch with Melvin's ex wife.
06A meeting with Morgan, the witch.
07An interlude in the supply closet.
08Melvin's date gets complicated.
09Abigail's just desserts; Melvin's date becomes an orgy.
1Stranded on a strange planet, they struggle to survive.
5Henrik rejoins the good guys.
6Explosions and dinosaurs, a fitting conclusion.
Just when he thought he was out, the killer gets sucked in.
Two doctors end infertility - with horrible repercussions.
She's a man-eater - literally.
Lovecraftian tale of woman stolen from another dimension.