I love redheads, cats and writing dirty stories.
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Q: Any redheads in particular?
A: Yes, my wife.
Q: Your avatar shows a cat. Are you...?
A: No, I'm not a cat. I'm a fat middle-aged bloke.
Q: Who do you write your stories for?
A: I write strokers for my wife's enjoyment, and adventure stories for my own.
Q: Is is true that you dictate your stories to a secretary?
A: No. I could never afford the hazard pay.