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"THE ASSOCIATED PROSE NEWS WIRE HAS JUST RECEIVED AN UPDATE: WANTON VIXXXEN HAS JUST READ THE HEADSTONE INSCRIPTIONS FOR THE LITEROTICA POET'S CORNER AND HAS BEEN ON THE PHONE WITH THE OLD COUNTRY DOC CANCELLING THE BOOB REDUCTION SHE WAS SCHEDULED TO HAVE DONE. SOURCES INTIMATELY CLOSE TO THE POET HAVE EXPRESSED THEIR PERSONAL ULTERIOR MOTIVATED, SELFISH, DROOLING, PANTING, BARKING, WHIMPERING, WHINING, SOBBING RELIEF RELATING TO HER RECENT DECISION. WE HAVE BEEN TOLD SHE IS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT AT THIS TIME.

SHE IS UP TO HER TRIPLE DDD'S GAGGING AND CHAINING UP SAID SOURCES.

{WELL DONE, EVELYN! I'M STILL LMAO.

not that I'd mind wearing a garter for certain sexual scenarios...but my thighs aren't really sexy unless i shave them.and then it clashes with my goatee

: D

for the kind words. And this:

Tathagata

Wore a garter

Halfway up a sexy thigh,

Making other poets sigh.

I would pay well to see this.

~Syn

I don't know what to say! Well done.

Before he died, My Erotic Tale

Developed a dubious taste for the flail.

His only driving life’s ambition:

To make just one more little submission.

I can't die yet, I haven't obtained the true (green) 'E'nlightenment and Art of submission yet...<chuckleboned> I 'have' with stories but, now my quest lives in poetry ...I can't die yet...ha ha ha I haven't gotten a green 'E' ...<laughing>

very humorous, clever and enjoyable read...I bet your a blast at the BALL `...hehehehe thanks E~

that tath was a chick. (sorry monkey) Anyway, cute poem. :)

LOL so well done! what a wit you are!

"Before he died, My Erotic Tale

Developed a dubious taste for the flail.

His only driving life’s ambition:

To make just one more little submission."

AND AIN'T THIS ONE THE TRUTH FOR SURE..... MAKE THAT LAST SUBMISSION ARTY!! LOL IT'LL BE BARE BOTTOM RESORTS~ CHAPTER 3,000,000,000!! LOL

AGAIN~great job very well done and funny as hell!