by Many Feathers
Saint Nick is probably still rolling with laughter - a true "Lit' twist with a twinkle in your eye.
It has been done many times, this old Santa story,
If he came to my house, with his cute girlie elves,
He could fuck my wife hard while his elves did suck me,
Until we all came together and be pleased with ourselves.
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas To All.