by Samuelx
What you doing sambo? working your way through the names in the telephone directory.Go on go really mad and write something really offensive again, I could do with a good laugh
You are missing quite a bit of sports...darts, horseshoes, shuffleboard, badmitton, ping-pong, kickball, dodgeball, grenades, marbles, checkers, chess, surfing, water-skiing, snow skiing, russian roullette, billiards, fooseball, circle jerks, tetherball, hopscotch, cross-country running, speed skating, ice dancing, ballet, fencing, smear the queer, hide and seek, cow tipping, and more cowbell!
ARE THE SAME--It has never fould one so completely stupid as to allow it access
My name is Bollock Brains I have a anal fixation,I am also a millionaire ,but I am also a fucking idiot
it takes some precise form of the absence of talent to not only write badly, but to write CONSISTENTLY badly. As other posters note, every story is the same, every story lacks any kind of humor, drama and most of all, sexual tension, and every one is an insult to any reader's intelligence. A guaranteed libido-killer.
I will give you a full 100, just for your courage to present such totally worthless writing. Just to show the lack of ability writing something worthwile is a courageous thing to do. But the literotica staff should protect you from yourself, as you are obvious unable to do so. To be a man and a writer takes much, much more than what you can offer.