All Comments on 'Amazon'

awful

When you put Amazon in the title, you got our hopes up for some savage F/m NC.

You may need to go in search of an imagination

Great read, amusing.

I am living in Lima Peru and I get out to the jungle fairly often. I was interested in your story and curious about how much you knew about the life in the jungle. The two principle languages are Aymara and Quechua. Google even has Quechua language available here. The jungle people are not very tall, that's true.. One of the characteristics of the green hell is the rain. When it falls, you can literally strip and take a bar of soap and have an excellent long shower. The Jivaro tribe doesn't shrink heads so much any more, but they still eat monkeys and use curare. I don't think I'll ever get used to the fucking mosquitos. I suppose that was what the oil covering the Indian's body was supposed to be for.

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Please write more like that! The Amazon and Urubamba in Peru. The Kalahari desert in Africa. Rainforest in Laos or Cambodia or Viet Nam. The Aborigines in Australia. Maouri in New Zealand. Esquimeaux in the Arctic regions. And these are just the ones I can think of.

Your stories almost always have something witty in them, usually at the end, but this one had it up front right at the beginning, and it was hugely entertaining. I laughed out loud. Also, you do make the Amazon sound enticing, to put it mildly. Now if she had met Jeff Bezos there, that would have been something! 5* ~~JBE

Another short fun story, Ashton!