All Comments on 'Christmas Cracker'

It's too damned fun of a story!

I never comment on here. Just wanted to say thanks!

Great story! But when is the next missing dragon going to be posted?

It was a great story. You performed at the top of your game for this one. It's a shame you can't post more often but it's completely worth it when you see the quality of the stories you produce.

...as always. ^_^ Definitely puts one a bit more in the holiday mood.

I loved it!

Fun, naughty, and full of deliciousness.

This was fun. But I wish you would continue both Aphrodisia and The Missing Dragon. 5 stars for just about everything you write.

This is why you are one of my, if not the favorite author. Wonderful Christmas spirited tale of naughty Santa.

Hit all of the right buttons with a delightfully naughty, funny and still heart warming story.

Thank you for sharing your gift of creativity with us!

It had come a few weeks sooner! Small gripe though! Will definitely read it next year!!!

I especially like the thought put into the hippie.

What a nice story! You are a really good author. I will watch for you here or wherever I recognize your name.

Great story I have always enjoyed your stories and I'm really happy to see you have started writing again.

and Greenland needs the tourists

That was a beautiful story! Right along with the spirit of the season, and a heartwarming change for a man. Welcome back to the site, and I hope you resume your writing!

You never cease to amaze and entertain with your stories :). Can't wait for your next one! XD

One of the best stories I've read here on Literotica. Nice twist on the Santa story. Great Job! Keep 'em coming!

Welcome back. Something new, interesting and your trademark good read.

Amazing story....

This story would reach the level of your another story 'The Missing Dragon'.

Would also love if you could continue 'The Missing Dragon'.

You made a good story sir, and a damned cool character to boot.

And this one most certainly did not disappoint.

Eagerly awaiting your next post, whatever it may be!

I really can't stand when I see "capitalist" used like an insult. As if those "evil, greedy capitalists" Haven't improved the human condition to a degree that people would have scarcely been able to imagine just a few short centuries ago.

It's probably a good thing that I'm not voting this time, because that one little element has me torn.

I wasn't trying to use capitalist as an insult. I was trying to use the idea of rampant capitalism as a joke. The development of capitalism is obviously a very complicated issue in both history and in the modern world. However I thought that some of the ideas, such as privatization and the idea that money makes the world go around didn't quite mesh with the ideals of Santa Claus. Christmas, for better or worse, is now a giant trade fair every year. I'm not saying that's wholly a bad thing, because it creates jobs and boosts the economy. However, I also don't think that it's wholly in line with the idea of Santa Claus.

Capitalism is something that I generally think is a good idea. I just think it should have limits. I also think that the world has almost comically ignored those limits in terms of decency at Christmas (which now feels to me like less of a season of good will to all men and more of a season to get me to buy shit my friends don't need). In America at the moment there's also a branch of the media that seems to think that almost every problem is to be solved with more capitalism, and saying that it should have limits is simply just not on.

This level of capitalism run amok was an extreme that I equated with the idea of asking Jesus for his birth certificate. It was just an observation of the sillier side of the world, and particularly America, that I decided to poke fun at in contrast to my idea of a good Santa Claus.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go write a book that I hope to be published in time for next Christmas so that everyone needs to buy it. :oD

As much as I want another 30 episodes of The Missing Dragon (please please please :) ), this story was lovely; great world building, fun characters, and hot without the love getting lost

All the stars for the cuteness, hotness and the romance, but the story's somewhat awkwardly caught between being a full on fairy tale and a sci-fi short story involving magic.

A beautiful, lovely, lusty story. Hurrah!!!!!

I had written a rant rebutting the capitalist, but decided to delete it. I didn't want to detract from the attention your lovely story deserves. And you did a good job addressing that issue yourself.

Thank you for your story.

Yeah, Randall is another character of mine from a story that may or may not be appearing sometime soon. I made the mistake of writing two characters with very similar names at almost the same time. I have no idea how the hell his name got into this story though, because I'm sure I saw the mistake and did a word search for it. There must have been a few that slipped through the cracks! Oh dear, but oh well. Thanks for the reply and I'm glad you liked it! ^_^

this is one of your best works,glad i found it on my day off,enjoyed reading it thoroughly. hope to see more like it very soon

One of my favorite stories!

As always, your writing is a joy to read. Thank you for sharing the true Christmas Spirit with us.

Nthusiastic

on anyone rating this less than five stars! Tho I can see from the 4.93 that very few have. Bah humbug on them indeed. Thank you so much for a great read.

I was only going to read a page or two but the hook sunk in deep and wouldnt let me go. Now I'm late, a smile on my face, but late. The only thing I still want is an elf to go with that smile on my face

I could give this 17 stars.

By far one of the best I've read so far.

This should be required reading at Christmas time, no beter yet

just required. One of the best stories ever.

Waiting for the missing Dragon chapter 05

Loved the story and the plot, especially the satire and criticism of the far right.

Lately, stories I've read are all short and rush. This author did some serious research on names of reindeers and have a great imagination and good grammer! :)

Loved the story, great plot, excellent character development and some hot scenes - well done!

I really enjoyed this story- I'm a frequent reader on Literotica, but normally don't comment, this time, however, I wondered if you had ever read American Gods by Neil Gaiman? The style of the section with the hippie is very much like it, in many ways, such that I wondered if you had been inspired or if it was simply a happy coincidence

Well written, entertaining, and hot story. Nice job!

I love the political and business satire. Very sweet and well written. Definitely a winner!

I have now read most of you stories on this site and all I can say is WOW!!!!

You have a mind that is amazing in many ways. If we ever get a chance to sit and talk over a beer or coffee, it would be incredible!! Keep up the good work please, you have what in the mundane world is called .... TALENT

Thank you so much for this story! It was an absolute gem!

About the insane congress and the right wing Christians. The hippie looked to be Middle Eastern!😂

I enjoyed the story very much. I will say that the line "Santa presents more bare elf ass than you ever wanted to see" got me laughing out loud, and that doesn't happen very often on this site. You've been one of my favorite authors for years, and despite the slow progress with your stories I keep coming back to revisit the old friends I've made. Thanks for the good memories and please keep them coming!

Great story but you suck you never finished Aphrodisia and you come back and post a 14 page story give us a break and finish the story's you start

I'll be honest. I love seeing a meaningful fantasy story within an erotic one, and this one tops about every one I've seen before. You managed to make a fantasy story about Santa without making it weird, and even bringing new energy into the whole fantasy of what Santas life is like. And the 'hippie' showing up was just hilarious.

All the little jokes fit in so well, and the story was long without seeming flabby. All in all, I must recommend this: start writing stories that you can publish and you'll be a millionaire in no time.

PS. I know you must have heard this a million times, but it would be great if you could finish some of your other stories as well.

Santa Claus?

Okay.

Elves and flying reindeer?

Okay.

But:

'even the US Congress stopped being stupid for a while'

Too far out.

I know what I'll be reading again this Christmas! That was so awesome, and the timing is so perfect! It's like Christmas in July! Great job with this story! Absolutely great!

This is definitely one of the more fun stories on this site. I really enjoyed it. That being said, I do have one gripe that seems to be in all of your stories. Misuse of tenses. An example of this would be, "was stood." I understand that this usage is prevalent in certain parts of England, but it is incorrect grammar when writing. It is a bit jarring to me when this crops up in an otherwise grammatically correct story. Still, I love your stories (The Warlock is one of my all time favories) and will continue to read anything you produce.

This is, hands down, just fantastic! Your Aphrodisia story has been a favorite of mine since I first started reading stories on this site, and it's nice to see you post something new. The writing in this story is novel or script worthy. I could easily see a live action version of this story (with the sex toned down or removed, at least for those of us living in tight-assed countries) and have it be a great film. You captured the Christmas feel very well and it all flowed spectacularly.

I have a question and a suggestion - what happened to the Aphrodisia story? It is begging for a few more chapters, at the least. Second, I have seen multiple misuses of the word 'stood' throughout your stories. For example, he was not found stood by the fireplace, he was found standing by the fireplace, etc. This is important, as it is a very nagging inconsistency when reading your well written stories... Please keep contributing, and many people will avidly continue to read your works, including me :-)

AWESOME. Um. Decorum. Dignity. Restrained approval, all that. Terribly English golf clapping sounds.

Yeah, right. I'm a Texican.

AWESOME!!!

(Welcome back, by the way.)

a pure pleasure to read.

thank you

But whichever... Well enjoyed...

One of the best stories ever, I was on a roller coaster the whole time . When he made Elina a high elf and some of the other and not Callie I was wondering. Thank you for a nice great long readZ

...that I find myself skipping over the descriptions of sexual activities to get to more plot. This story, I found myself less interested in what they were doing with their genitals and more interested in learning what would happen next. The story is that good.

Very inventive and endearing. 5*

Honestly, best story I've read here on this site. And the sex was great, too. Gonna have to go back and reread the sex scenes, I kind of glaxed over a couple so I could get back to the story.

"please don't make me feel like I'm about to invade Poland."

I had to stop and catch my breath here, was too funny.

Thoroughly enjoyed this story. You have a wonderful flair for telling a story and I too glazed past some of the sex scenes to get to story. Some of the profanity didn't seem to fit in this beautiful story you so magically weaved. Was the hippie supposed to be Jesus?

Yes the hippie was supposed to be Jesus goofballs. Also I thought the profanity added a funny side to the story. Honestly when I first read this story when it came out. I was drinking a cup of tea and I spit it out from choking and trying to laugh at the same time. It added a flare of naughty humor to the world thats supposed to be all clean and nice. So I read it again every year during the fall and winter for a good hard belly laugh.

I laughed my ass off on the Hail Santa part xD omg such an amazing story

Best fucking starting line ever read.

Damn near pissed myself. If this can be published DO IT!

I liked this story. Lot's of fun. "Hail Santa!" My warped brain immediately answered "Hail Hydra!" Definitely worth the time spent.

Sandals, hippie-hair, in the thirtieth, born on december 24'th my brain had to crank a few seconds after his leaf to work right. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!

Now, let me tell you why they suck so much. It's because they all end. Every one of your tales seems to suck me right in and I dread getting to the last page. You have a rare gift in your ability to craft characters and weave a tale with a superb plot. You inject humor in the right places and your dialog is just real and not forced at all. My only complaints with this stellar tale (other than that it had to end) were a few places where a word was missing and the part with Hugh and his boss (which was good, but could have been left out without subtracting anything from the story). Kudos on this and all of your works.

One last complaint, it seems it takes forever for something new to come out, but I understand writing something high quality doesn't just happen overnight and when it does appear it's always well worth the wait. Thank you for your writing, it is always greatly appreciated.

That is one weird way to give somebody a compliment. I thought you we're posting a rude comment. But then I read the rest of it and it's okay. I will agree that this writer has some of the best talent I have ever seen on this website. Thank you again Lien_Geller for posting this story. I like to read it when this time of the year rolls around for the holidays each year.

I love this story, have made it one of my favourites and I keep coming back every year at around Christmas to read it. The one question I have is here in Australia due to the heat we celebrate Christmas in the middle of Summer and as such a Christmas Carol was written about the Six White Boomers (Older Male Kangaroos), do the Boomers exist in the world of Wendall and Callie and if so where are they stationed?

I know it's a bit late and that's because I've been distracted with work, but this story has become a yearly read for me around the holidays. Certainly some of the best work I've ever found on this site and the inspiration for one of my own holiday themed stories. I'll be looking into your other pieces with interest!

This is at least the third time I've read this story, and I don't think it'll have been the last.

It's silly, it's sappy, it's totally clichée - but it's cute, and loveable, and romantic, and oh-so-freaking-perfect at being a fairy tale about new love, old magic and modern pornography.

I especially loved the ‘unidentified hippie’, amazing touch - this is what I love about your sense of humour. Also the part about congress.

Thank you for the enjoyment

Second time reading this story. Filled with X-Mass spirit and I love it.

loved the characters, and...horny small breasted elves...yummy...tho, with red hair, a firebush would have been nice...

easily a five, and fave

PS your use of 'whilst' got me thinking limey, tho your comments on Congress-VERY nicely pointed-make clear you're Yank

PPS the interlude with Trish and Hugh curious break...

Jesus was a nice touch.

Maybe Elina could have turned the couple into a threesome.

fun read again. LOVE slap hapy papy #9

Re read this piece again and still just as amazing as the first time. Love all your work and hope you continue with more masterpieces like this !!!

Couldn't get into my old account so I made a new one to go back and read my old favorites. Loved the Christmas magic in this one!

Great story— and one from which you could excise the sex and publish as a Christmas tale for a broader audience.

There's just one bad thing about this story - it's the last of your stories I had left to read, so there's no other to look forward to. Or is there?

Other than that, it's just the same as usual. Utterly brilliant writing. Great humour bordering on hilarious. Likeable characters. Compelling story. Same old... (Sorry, we're just used to that from you.)

Seriously - marvellous story, an very much in the spirit of christmas.

A well crafted feel good story!!

Bloody brilliant piss take!!

Enjoyable as all your stories have been. Just wish you were still writing. I see you log on occasionally so hoping to see more. Or a glimpse at something published you might have.

Don't we all wish could be so.

"They're seeing elves, it's starting to snow, and a good chunk of the planet who believe in me are giving me a hell of an energy boost that's largely thanks to you."

That's only in one hemisphere and only in part of that. Down here it's summer, hot, and Santa saddles up Six White Boomers from his Australia Run. 😁

Loved the hippie Jesus!

Beautifully written and well crafted. The only wish being that the world really would find ccheer and let it spread like wildfire. Skeptics of course interfere but with determination a people can prevail. Thank you and Merry Christmas, Happy New Year to you and yours!